How do I make my child rich and famous?

Question: How do I make my child rich and famous!?

I want to find an agent in London or Birmingham for my 18 month old daughter, but how do I find representation with a legitimate agent and an agency that will find good work for my child!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

If you actually want to subject you child to the underbelly of society then I suggest you do your research in looking for agents!. You can go to "open" casting calls and talk to other parents and perhaps get a refferal to a good agent!. contact the bigger agiencies as well the may be interested in representing your child but if not they would certainly be able to point you in the right direction!.

Good luck, and don't let your child become one of those "child stars"!. Keep them grounded and maybe public school is the best way to do that as most kids there are not famous OR rich!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Regarding yours, dear Mrs!. Worthington,
Of Wednesday the 23rd,
Although your baby
May be,
Keen on a stage career,
How can I make it clear,
That this in not a good idea!.
For her to hope,
Dear Mrs!. Worthington,
Is on the face of it absurd,
Her personality
Is not in reality
Inviting enough,
Exciting enough
For this particular sphere!.

Refrain 1

Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs!. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage,
The profession is overcrowded
And the struggle's pretty tough
And admitting the fact
She's burning to act,
That isn't quite enough!.
She has nice hands, to give the wretched girl her due,
But don't you think her bust is too
Developed for her age!?
I repeat
Mrs!. Worthington,
Sweet
Mrs!. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage!.

Refrain 2

Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs!. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage,
She's a bit of an ugly duckling
You must honestly confess,
And the width of her seat
Would surely defeat
Her chances of success,
It's a loud voice, and though it's not exactly flat,
She'll need a little more than that
To earn a living wage!.
On my knees,
Mrs!. Worthington,
Please
Mrs!. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage!.

Refrain 3

Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs!. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage,
Though they said at the school of acting
She was lovely as Peer Gynt,
I'm afraid on the whole
An ingénue role
Would emphasize her squint,
She's a big girl, and though her teeth are fairly good
She's not the type I ever would
Be eager to engage,
No more buts,
Mrs!. Worthington,
NUTS,
Mrs!. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage!.

[Song normally ends here, but there is another refrain]

Refrain 4

Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs!. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage,
One look at her bandy legs should prove
She hasn't got a chance,
In addition to which
The son of a *****
Can neither sing nor dance,
She's a vile girl and uglier than mortal sin,
One look at her has put me in
A tearing bloody rage,
That sufficed
Mrs!. Worthington,
Christ!
Mrs!. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If you want your child to be rich and famous why don't you be a role model and go and show her how it is done!.

And if you fail you might decide not to saddle her with unfair expectations and you might read a book or something to find out what really makes people happy!. I currently feel sorry for your daughter!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hello!.

By a look of the other questions, I must say that I disagree with them!.

You see, they say that she should grow up and make her own decision!. Fair enough!. But, when you do think of it again NONE made their decision!.

What I am trying to say here is that when a baby is born, then are sent to school!. They did NOT choose that!. They are FORCED to go to school!. I am with you on this!. I believe that you should make your daughter an actress/singer/dancer etc!.!.!. And, besides, if she doesn't like it, she can reject the idea when she grows a bit older!. But, just like all the others, when we were babies we had to go to school!. I hate school!. I am against schools!. School only shrink your ideas!. Ms!. Whatever-You-Are search up agencies for babies!. There are many agencies who want babies for advertisements etc!.!.!. And you do get quite a small fortune from advertisements!.

So, anyway, to sum up:

When we were sent to school when we were babies, most of us would follow a career of all those boring jobs, lawyers, doctors, teachers etc!.!.!. We live in a world where the arts are many times not considered important as all those other lame occupations!. Arts are the BEST occupation one could follow because the Arts allow you to express your mind, feelings, thoughts, ideas, philosophies, talent etc!.!.!.

So find your daughter an agent and get her into Showbiz!

Wish my mum was like that too!

Anyway, best of luck to your daughter and you!

Hope I helped!

Thank you!.

=]

Peace!.

=]Www@QuestionHome@Com

You want to make your child rich and famous!?!?!? I hope you've seriously thought about this, especially after what's happened to child stars!.!.!. (Britney, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson etc etc)!.!.!. well the chances of being as famous as these are pretty small anyway, but still!.

If she has an interest when she's older then that's fair enough, but at the moment she doesn't really have a choice, does she!?

Why can't YOU try and get rich and famous!.!.!.!. follow your dreams! But don't live through your childWww@QuestionHome@Com

why do you want to make your child rich and famous!? let her grow up and make her own decision about what she wants to be/ do with her life!. it is her life, to make her choice ,not yours!.you can,t live your dreams through your child!. children should have a childhood fun and play not WORKING>Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think you should wait until she is ready to make that decision on her own!.

What if she wants be a doctor, lawyer, secretary etc and not a actress, singer etc!.

Don't live your dream upon your daughter, you will regretted it!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

18 months!? why are you trying to live your dream through your 18 month old daughter!. It is disgusting!. You should wait to discover when your daughter is old enough what she wants to do and support her!. I am glad you are not my parent!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i dont think you want to make your daughter rich and famous!.!.i think you are tryin to make yourself rich and famous!.!.she only 18months old!.!.wth does she know about fame and riches!? nothingWww@QuestionHome@Com

Shocking!.

Let her make the decisions when she's old enough!. Putting her into this sort of stuff at such a young age will probably do more damage than good!.

Think it through please!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

http://www!.soyouwanna!.com/site/syws/tale!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

18 months!?! why dont you try to get big yourself and see how hard it is! greedy personWww@QuestionHome@Com

WHAT!?!?!? she's only 18 mnths!Www@QuestionHome@Com