I need a monologue -- I don't care if it's comedic or dramatic -- just it needs to be relevant!. I don't want any fancy language or Shakespeare!. Something relevant and young, please!. Thank you!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I have done some research on places on the internet where you can find monologues of all types, including, dramatic, teen, comical monolgoues, short comedic monologues, etc!. I also answer a lot of questions about how to effectively memorize a monologue as well as about common mistakes that actors often make while performing a monologue for an audition!. On this page on my site for new and aspiring actors, you will find all that information including links to the types of monologues you are looking for!. http://www!.actingcareerstartup!.com/comic!.!.!. Good luck in your audition!. TonyWww@QuestionHome@Com This is my favorite! Goldilocks Hi!. My name is Goldilocks and I've been the victim of a bad rap all these years!. Mothers always tell their children: "Don't be like Goldilocks!. Don't be like Goldilocks!." Well, I'd like you to hear my side of the story!. I did walk into the Bears' house when they weren't home!. I readily admit that, but they had this fancy schmancy sign on the door that said "Welcome"!. I'm no fool!. I know what that word means!. Bears speak with forked tongues and then make a big fuss when somebody believes their sign!. And about that porridge!. Porridge!? (Shakes head, then nods on next line) Wallpaper paste with a few raisins in it!. That stuff was awful! And notice they didn't like it either!. They went off walking in the woods and left that sign as bait to help them get rid of it!. I did break a chair!. One chair!. One cheap little chair that wouldn't even make it in a yard sale! Besides, they could always glue it back together with some of the leftover porridge!. And then there were the beds!. Beds they call them!. Waterbeds with no water!. No wonder those bears were always off walking in the woods, they were looking for a soft place to lay their heads and take a nap!. So sue me, but get off my back! Well, anyway, thanks for listening!. I just wanted to set the record straight!. When you grow up and read to your children, be kind to Goldilocks!. Tell them I wasn't such a bad kid!. It's all the media's fault!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Hi, my name is Ellie!. I live in Somewhere, Texas and I am a dentist!. Boring, right!? Not!. I am a TOP-SECRET dentist!. I can rip out people's teeth like an orthodontist but I'm a dentist!. So I'm an othodentist!. We orthodentists have a secret handshake, club, brotherhood, hotline, jackets, and language!. Would you like to learn to say "hello" in this language!? You say "braces tightened!." Lol!Www@QuestionHome@Com Ursula from Bye Bye Birdie is a really good dramatic monolgue!.!. good luck!Www@QuestionHome@Com go to monologueblogger!.com it rocks! i used it got a nice easy one minute monologue and i made it into A Shayna MadeilWww@QuestionHome@Com http://www!.monologuearchive!.com/children!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com |