Need a funny monologue that a 14 yr old could do...?

Question: Need a funny monologue that a 14 yr old could do!.!.!.!?

I'm 14 and I need a 30 second comededic monologue!. Could you give me a link or put it in your answer!?
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Oh there's this great one from a one act play called "This is a test" if I can only find the monologue!.!.!.!.!.!.!. *goes to look for it*

its written for a guy but I saw a a girl perform it when I saw it produced!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. all you have to do is replace a couple of words!.!.!.!.!. I have put my recomended replacements in parentheticals

ALAN: It's true!. My future is bleak!. I’m a terrible student and everybody knows it!. (Pause!.) I’m not an athlete!. I don’t debate!. Or play chess!. I’m funny looking!. All my library books are overdue!. I don’t have any friends!. I’m an orphan!. (Pause!.) Well, I have parents but they probably don’t like me very much!. I wouldn’t either!. (Pause!.) Wait a minute!. Snap out of it!. Quit feeling sorry for yourself!. You have plenty of fine qualities!. (A long pause)
What about my singing!? Just last week Mrs!. Mandell said that my voice had great potential!. "With a little training," she said, "you could have been a very fine tenor (soprano or alto)!." Those were her exact words!. "A very fine tenor (soprano or alto)!." And that’s something that makes me different!. It’s just one example of the many fine qualities that make me unique!. I can always remember that no matter what happens, I have my music to make me just a little bit special!.

I have realized that you'll need some background info!.!.!.!.!. its about a student taking the SAT and they realize that their life is going down the drain!. I know its more than 30 seconds but I'm sure you can cut it downWww@QuestionHome@Com