What do you think are the best monologues from Monty Python's FLying Circus

Question: What do you think are the best monologues from Monty Python's FLying Circus and The Kids in the Hall!?

Two of my favourite shows ever!. What are your favourite monologues from them!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Kids In The Hall - Corporate executives trying to blame all their business problems on the company clown!.
oops - that wasn't a monologue!. Try again!.!.!.
Dave Foley in the plastic surgeon sketch rambling on about his ideas for improvement "OK, now for you, I'm picturing one giant eye in the middle of your forehead!."
Monty - Eric Idle rambling on in the travel agency sketchWww@QuestionHome@Com

It's been awhile, but as I recall:
Mon!. Pyt: Person returns a dead parrot; Person is instructed to go to various rooms for, "arguments", "abuse", etc!.; twit races;
Old ladies' gangs terrorizing the neighborhood; Skits when they dressed in drag!.

Kids: Didn't watch that many episodes, but do recall (I think):
People waiting in line being entertained by a flying pig;
A cross-dressing guy sitting at a bar; also, "I'm going to crush your head!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

Probably what wasn't the most famous at the time but is becoming such and that's "spam, spam!." It's now being said that's where junk email got it's name somehow!.

I tried to list a link that supports that on Wikipedia but it won't accept it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Nudge, Nudge, Say no more"!.
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