Can you change romeo and juliets words to the slang of today? 10 pts?

Question:plz defin

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FRIAR JOHN
Holy Franciscan friar! brother, ho!
Enter FRIAR LAURENCE
FRIAR LAURENCE
This same should be the voice of Friar John.
Welcome from Mantua: what says Romeo?
Or, if his mind be writ, give me his letter.
FRIAR JOHN
Going to find a bare-foot brother out
One of our order, to associate me,
Here in this city visiting the sick,
And finding him, the searchers of the town,
Suspecting that we both were in a house
Where the infectious pestilence did reign,
Seal'd up the doors, and would not let us forth;
So that my speed to Mantua there was stay'd.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Who bare my letter, then, to Romeo?
FRIAR JOHN
I could not send it,--here it is again,--
Nor get a messenger to bring it thee,
So fearful were they of infection.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Unhappy fortune! by my brotherhood,
The letter was not nice but full of charge
Of dear import, and the neglecting it
May do much danger. Friar John, go hence;
Get me an iron crow, and bring it straight

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TWO

FRIAR JOHN
Holy Franciscan friar! brother, ho!
Enter FRIAR LAURENCE
FRIAR LAURENCE
This same should be the voice of Friar John.
Welcome from Mantua: what says Romeo?
Or, if his mind be writ, give me his letter.
FRIAR JOHN
Going to find a bare-foot brother out
One of our order, to associate me,
Here in this city visiting the sick,
And finding him, the searchers of the town,
Suspecting that we both were in a house
Where the infectious pestilence did reign,
Seal'd up the doors, and would not let us forth;
So that my speed to Mantua there was stay'd.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Who bare my letter, then, to Romeo?
FRIAR JOHN
I could not send it,--here it is again,--
Nor get a messenger to bring it thee,
So fearful were they of infection.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Unhappy fortune! by my brotherhood,
The letter was not nice but full of charge
Of dear import, and the neglecting it
May do much danger. Friar John, go hence;
Get me an iron crow, and bring it straight

FRIAR JOHN
Hello Brother !
Enter FRIAR LAURENCE
FRIAR LAURENCE
Ah I recognized that Voice Hello Friar John. What is the News from your Travels from Mantua ?
or if it is a letter from him let me see.
FRIAR JOHN
:Looking for him,I was Locked in a House in Mantua because of the Plague. I have just recently gotten out.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Who gave my letter, then, to Romeo?
FRIAR JOHN
Sorry. I still have it. No messengers are allowed into the city.
FRIAR LAURENCE
We need a Crowbar to Enter the Tomb before it is to late. The letter was Instructions to Romeo of a secret plan.
9 hours ago
- 3 days left to answer.
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9 hours ago
FRIAR LAURENCE
Hurry bring me a crowbar,To my room.
FRIAR JOHN
OK
Exit
FRIAR LAURENCE
I hope we are not to late to save Romeo and His love.