What is this monologue?

Question:It's a womens monologue and it's a blind date and shes talking about smoking and says somehting about having her tubes tied and at the end she's like "I'm not crazy!"

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: It's a womens monologue and it's a blind date and shes talking about smoking and says somehting about having her tubes tied and at the end she's like "I'm not crazy!"

"Sweethearts", by Aleks Horvat.