I need a funny monologue.... any ideas???

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There are many funny monologues on
http://demoening.homestead.com/Catholic....
http://www.monologuesearch.com/
and
http://www.monologuearchive.com/comic_wo...
Hope this helped!

are you thinking one from a movie?anything from ferris bueler's day off.
or there's the one from mean girls.

i did one from friends once.

hope that helped a little!

One of my favorites is the Garbage Disposal monologue from "Talk Radio." It's a nice balance of mental illness and common sense that can be played lots of different ways.