I'm doing a stand up act at my school and I need help.?

Question:I am doing a stand up act at my school, I got alot of good jokes and funny stories I can use, but I was hoping some of you could give me some jokes and stories I can use.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I am doing a stand up act at my school, I got alot of good jokes and funny stories I can use, but I was hoping some of you could give me some jokes and stories I can use.

Successful comedians use daily life for the basis of routines. Look around you. Look at your own life. How can you twist a real life situation into something funny?

Each standup routine usually follows a single thread and weaves stories that relate to that thread. Rodney Dangerfield is a classic example.

Rent every comedy video you can find and watch for the thread in each. It's there. Find yours and you will never lack for funny bits.

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