Can someone help me with my monlogue?

Question:i'm 16 years old and i need to audition for our senior class. my classmates said that we get more call backs with a funny monologue but i cannot find the perfect one. i'm looking for one from a movie or something a little known among their class. like i was looking through garden state quotes but i couldnt find anything and i couldnt find anything good on websites. please help!!!!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: i'm 16 years old and i need to audition for our senior class. my classmates said that we get more call backs with a funny monologue but i cannot find the perfect one. i'm looking for one from a movie or something a little known among their class. like i was looking through garden state quotes but i couldnt find anything and i couldnt find anything good on websites. please help!!!!

It's not a good idea to do something from a movie, because if one of the judges has seen it, they will be thinking about who played that role, who they were with when they saw the movie, etc. You really need to find a monologue that suits you, because a monologue that I love may be totally wrong for you. You need to find a monologue that feels comfortable and natural. Break a leg!

totally unacceptable possibly but Jay and silent bob strike back
or try some classic funny movies
thats allways the way to go

Try looking [google] for: Dentity Crisis. It is a dramatic monolouge but its supposed to be funny at the same time. I used it once before. A piece of advice is to try not to use a monologue from a movies. Hope i helped.