Need A Spoken Word Script ASAP.?

Question:Hello dear friend,
my roommate and i are going to participate in a variety show and we were hoping to do some type of funny spoken word piece.

i was trying to find something online, but was not having much luck with it.

so if you know somewhere where i could find a hilarious spoken word script....i would very much appreciate it.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Hello dear friend,
my roommate and i are going to participate in a variety show and we were hoping to do some type of funny spoken word piece.

i was trying to find something online, but was not having much luck with it.

so if you know somewhere where i could find a hilarious spoken word script....i would very much appreciate it.

Do a google search on old time Radio Plays there are tons of them transcribed. Look at the Groucho and Chico ones or Abbot and Costello (classic)