Anybody know a really comedic monologue?

Question:I've been searching, but haven't found any.
Also, I'm a woman.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I've been searching, but haven't found any.
Also, I'm a woman.

I like the one in the first act of Tale of the Allergist's Wife, where she talks about her volunteer work. Also The Importance of Being Earnest, An Ideal Husband. There is possibly something in Shirley Valentine. And here:

http://www.playingafterdark.com/women's_...