I need a good monologue for 12 year old girl, a little ditzy and perhaps comedic

Question:please do not post, search google. or any other search engines. ive done that and found a few. im just trying to get them first-hand. they do not need to be from something. i would love for it to be a little ditzy, smart alleck, a little clever, and humorous. kinda like galinda from wicked or like sally from your a good man charlie brown

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: please do not post, search google. or any other search engines. ive done that and found a few. im just trying to get them first-hand. they do not need to be from something. i would love for it to be a little ditzy, smart alleck, a little clever, and humorous. kinda like galinda from wicked or like sally from your a good man charlie brown

Go to your local library and check out the following two books:
"Our Hearts Were Young and Gay" be Cornelia Otis Skinner and her college roommate. They take a cruise together and get into all kinds of mischief. There is a scene their first night on ship that one of them is blowing up water wings to wear in case the boat sinks.
"O, Ye Jigs and Julips" by Virginia Carie Hudson was written about a 10 year old girl growing up in an Episcopal school. Both books are quite funny and fun to read.