Modern plays with monologues that fit a teenage girl??

Question:I'm in an acting class and I need a monologue from a published play. My teacher says that it should be modern....no "yay" and "thee." If you know of any that have characters around the ages of 15-23 (female), please let me know! My monologue is due monday and I can't find one that fits me....a funny one would be the best!
Thank you to anyone who takes time out of there day to help me! Or if you read it to see if you could help, but you can't, thanks anyway.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I'm in an acting class and I need a monologue from a published play. My teacher says that it should be modern....no "yay" and "thee." If you know of any that have characters around the ages of 15-23 (female), please let me know! My monologue is due monday and I can't find one that fits me....a funny one would be the best!
Thank you to anyone who takes time out of there day to help me! Or if you read it to see if you could help, but you can't, thanks anyway.

http://www.actorpoint.com/free_monologue...

I love Neil Simon... this link is for a young lady with a sort of southern drawl... (you could actually think of the way Brit Spears talks and use that)

If you don't like it, there are so many more to look at.... try the link below for a list... read them outloud before you make your choice. good luck