Pray, What doest thou? Methinks thou art shirking. What sayest thou?

Question:Reply in kind or feel my wrath, Gazooks

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Reply in kind or feel my wrath, Gazooks

Thou asketh what it is I do and question my shirking. I shirketh not my Lord. Forsooth, this fair maiden doth labour long and hard to please her master. Forgiveth me if I have given thee cause to think any thoughts to the contrary.

You shall when upon your death bed...

That does it, you're bard!

yeah methinks i just might be forsooth

It is 'gadzooks',knave son of a poltroon!
Prithee,go! and be hoisted by thine own petard!

Think you me a shirker? What of that?
Within this inane locus dwell we two
And any smirching of my character
Adheres as easliy to you.
We tend to keep this rhyme:
What we put out returns in time!