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Is it within the guidelines to suggest a poetry challenge!?
Like—Write a poem where each line has one of the following:
1!. A brand of beer!.
2!. A make of car!.
3!. The name of a band!.
4!. The name of a pro sports team!.
They cannot be used in the proper context like 'I drink Schlitz' (yes, Stroh's is brewing it again) or 'I drive a Chevy!.'
'I ford the stream
over rolling rocks!.'
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
The Millers have gone on vacation
!.!.!.with a can of pinto beans
They forgot to take the platters
to fry the beans upon
so they sit there, hungry, in the woods
!.!.!.and watch the Eagles soar!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ugh - I'll try!. I can't promise excellence, but it sounds fun!.
So here's what I got!.
You've always looked better in natural light
Body like the lotus rises in the morning
Cleansed daily from your night-time cradle of filth
Your beauty brings me back to my soulWww@QuestionHome@Com
The Corona Lights - they blind my eyes
From the Eagle that now - has flown right by
Now step back!. Crap! - I've now killed some Beatles
But that's not a problem - the Jaguars have come!
Pack up my things - Its time for a run!
that was fun :DWww@QuestionHome@Com
While the bassman played his gong
or was it his dong!.!.!.well anyway
the bear-cubs sang their intro song
while ducking those nasty B-52's
as the mustang ranch fillies waited to play
or was it waited for someone to pay!
(must check into that too!)Www@QuestionHome@Com
We packed the bud tightly in the bong,
Mustang Sally at full volume on the radio!.
We would drive by truckers and smile,
the road like a lion, raging in the distance!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Sleek Pinto, mane flowing in the breeze
Delivers harsh blow, as Mustang falls behind!.
Here comes the Colt!.
Dodge them, I say
those bare naked ladies
Drinking black label
I had just driven my Saab
To Heineken to find Budweiser Suds University
Where I stopped to sniff the blooming
Guns and Roses!.!.!.
I'd often Run-DMC to stay in shape
Like Cowboys or Giants do!.!.!.
To guard my Nets
What a busy life I have!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
My very good friend Bud Wiser
Saw an Impala while on vacation!.
also, While Byrd watching
With much surprise, saw an Atlantic Falcon!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Bud drove his Ford
over a board
with Nine Inch Nails
now he's hitchhiking
to watch his Vikings!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I catch kokanee fish at night
Under a super nova
Two Eagles survey my catch
I throw them each a fish
As cowboys roam the rangeWww@QuestionHome@Com
It most certainly is, except that I'm not going to do it, because I can't! But I think it would be a good idea to find sponsors for poetry!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I was going to attempt this, but after reading Reenie's, gave up!
Her answer is TERRIFIC!
Cool! Gotta try this one!. Gimme an hour or so!.!.!.
One day I'lll soar up through the sky,
With the Eagles I will fly,
I long for summer heat sublime
To visit Goose Island Summertime,
Then in my Lincoln I will drive
With a friend ensconced at my side!.
Now winter ice and snow bring pain
And I must go by Jefferson Airplane!.
(Whatdya expect in less than an hour)!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'll be back!.
Here it is:
In the bush, a sequoia
made the stand
against the wood