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Question: If you had to write a shopping list to bake a poet, what ingredients would be on your list!?
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1 soul and/or heart (tormented or not, your choice)
2 opposites (any brand)
3 metaphors (depending on size)
4 seasons of weather
7 hours of dreams
8 hours of space trucking (naps included)Www@QuestionHome@Com
A bit of thyme to write the rhyme
Some pepper flakes,To get rid of the fakes!.
A dash of honey to make them funny!.
A cup of milk so their words come out like silk!.
Some Elmer's glue so their words would be true!.
A cup of butter so they wouldn't stutter
A dash of oregano so they could write what they know
Heinz ketchup so the words would flow!.
A cup and half of none other then yeast
For the thumbs down guy, we like least
Bake in a pan, the temperature at 350
I bet their poem would be exceptionally nifty!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
stir a pound of angst with an ounce of loneliness add a little feta cheese!.
then with a separate bowl add two parts ink and two parts computer and whisk hard!.
add a dash of anger and a pinch of lust!.
sprinkle on some resentment and genious!.
and bake for 5 hours!.
place in a cool room with a sheet of paper and a quill to set!.
3 cups emotion (because emotion is what makes you read a poem, to feel what the author is feeling, at least that is why i would read a poem)
6 tablespoons of creative words (words that pop and make the poem interesting to read)
an ounce of personality
a dash of creativity
and 2 eggs ;)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Just look in the recipe book under fruit cake, ha ha!.
No, I would put on there:
Some lemon juice for a little bitterness
20g sugar for sweetness
Crushed nuts (a little nuttiness is essential)
start with spice hm, habanero chili pepper, honey for sweetness, cumin to a little bitterness, oregano, sweet basil, onion, green pepper, celery, tomato, and for some starch--rice! (almost forgot the garlic!)
Savory and sweet with just a tad of bitterness!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
A little bit of happiness
A little bit of pain
A little bit of memories that make you both happy, and insane!.
A little bit of hope, a little bit of fear
A little bit of love, for the ones you hold so dear!.
(Yes!. I wrote that!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com
dictionary, thesaurus, colors - in many hues and varieties, values of life, black, white, abstracts, realities, objectivity, creativity, and the ability to see it all with an open heart and mind!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Meter, language, rhyme, punctuation, metaphor, simile, personification, intelligence, experience, knowledge, love, compassion, sleeping pills!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
curiosity, empathy, indignation (righteous or not is up to you!)
Big globs of meter and rhyme
love, joy, anger spite,
mix with a goodly amount of tears, good brandy and a little spit for spite when needed!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Various cooked meat products, punctuation, blank stares, filthy keyboard, music, a decent crab salad, a well-bitten pillow, wildflower seeds, a bucket of black dirt, and a dictionary!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
- A bag of creativity
- 1 dash of whimsy
- 2 cups of dedication
- A pinch of pain
- A bucket of words, and
- A lifetime of memoriesWww@QuestionHome@Com
intuition, clarity, vocabulary, grammar, spelling, nails, shields, perceptiveness and a dash of humility!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
tomatoes and garlic with vanilla frosting
some spice, the truth, and a little bit of the sweet side of lifeWww@QuestionHome@Com
Hops, malted barley, grapes!.!.!.parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme!.!.!.and other select natural herbs!.!.!.and, yes, lots of corn!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I volunteer!.!. You can bake me!.!. I always thought I would be better off roasted but oh well baked!? that works, It has been a LONG time !.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
One bunch of compassion!.
Sprinkled lightly with humor!.
Chopped light sarcasm!.
One heapin' helpin' of faith!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Oh please don't bake a poet! There is already a shortage!
Just out of curiosity, which one were you planning to bake!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
weird Q but okay
A LARGE baking sheet
A big apple
(so they dont move off the pan) heheheWww@QuestionHome@Com
Marinate overnight and GrillWww@QuestionHome@Com
!.!.!.and a bottle of Jack!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ham, intellect and language!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ham and sausage!.!.That should get u going!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Corn would top the list!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ham, ham hocks, sausage and pineappleWww@QuestionHome@Com
A sand papered soulWww@QuestionHome@Com
whiskey and good music
to light the soulWww@QuestionHome@Com
Spirit of loveWww@QuestionHome@Com
wow!. thats kinda interesting
well you would need compassion, love, a bit of pain, and a romantic way with words!.
yup, i think thats about it!.
A good heart, one that is well seasoned!. :DWww@QuestionHome@Com