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Question: A friday night meal poem have you been in this position!?
alas tonight a grand curry now the fright was that a fart or is it shyte
should i stay still or have the will to feel if i am dry
or will my hand feel like i am holding a soggy meat pie
a moment to soon everyone leaves the room
i need no longer to stand still for now i know
i have a shyte stain and its all on showWww@QuestionHome@Com


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Funny!.!.!. It reminds me of my father having a vindaloo with my fiance, when I was in hospital recovering from an operation!. My father thought he knew about hot food, as he spent time in Africa and had tasted the hot specialities there!. The next morning my father visited me before going home, and he looked ashen, really ill - the vindaloo had been just that little too much for him!. He had suffered major gut problems before he got to me!. It's still funny, and although my father is no longer with us, we can still laugh about it!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Have I been in a position where I have sh*t myself!? No, funnily enough I haven't!.

At least not since I was in nappies!.Www@QuestionHome@Com