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Question: I'm looking for a special Christmas poem from somebody!?
Yeah, special!.

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
"Twas the night before Christmas in Yahoo land
Everybody was sipping and most couldnt stand!.
Ma with her poems and Mag with his treats
Throught we should go to the big red barn to laugh and meet!.
Papa was agreeable and old Kitty too
But Hip called and said she had the flu!.
So we called it off and trugged on instead
We each went parting with sausages dancing in our heads!.
Waiting on Santa sleeping soundly in bed!.
( I could of went on and on!.!.LOL)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Revenginator wrote this and I posted it to my cellar blog:

Christmas Morning in the Cellar,
a poem by revenginator:


We opened our eyes, and looked around
Mesmerized, by what we had found

Tucked in the the corner, a toilet for F Knife!
Under the tree, Guido's shiny new inflatable wife!.

What to Celeste's wondering eyes should appear!?
It is a 6 pack, full of cheap cold beer!

We all chipped in, and got a saber for the Sith
We cellar people are nice, that's not just a myth!

For the rest of us all, it's chocolate and fun
Merry Christmas to all, let's have a good one!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why do i always end up thinkin of you,
your voice your smile,everything you do
at first i thought this would never work out,
i thought we would never last, without a doubt,
but i think i m starting to see what no one else could that it seemed,
no one else would, we are perfect for each other,
without a doubt, and this time it really will work out !.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A Merry Christmas Blessing

He awoke to the noise
Of his mother
Chasing their last hen
Outside his window!.
He climbed into
His father’s old
Boots,
And shuffled his way
Across the hard floor
To the coal burner,
To don his dirty socks;
They were still wet
And the stove cold!.
His stomach growled!.
“Halloa, what’s this!?”
Noticing the hand carved
Sling shot
Protruding from the sock
Next to the lumpy one
That seemed to be
Filled with rocks!.
“Coal,
Just what I asked for!”Www@QuestionHome@Com

Evergreen
Why do we decorate a tree
With a star on the very top
And why do we hang our memories
From each limb till they nearly drop
We decorate a tree
in Honor of our Lord!
In each ornament, we see
His Word, mightier than the sword
Why the lights on every limb
Till they light the very night
And why is the tree an evergreen
With all other trees in sight
The lights, they do remind us
of our Savior and of Heaven
The evergreen is there to show
The forever love He's givenWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'm rubbish at writing Christmas poems -
In fact I feel quite blue-ish!.
I'd have loved to create something just for you,
Original, fresh and newish,
But the fact is I'm better at Chanukah poems -
Is that because I'm Jewish!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

this is my best
time of year to just
sit around
and snack!.!.!. yum yum
on good stuff that's
given to me by nice
people!.!. really nice
people!.!. in lovely
clothes!.!. and I'm like
blessed so blessed
really blessed and grapefruit
I mean
grapeful,
well
Idk!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I tried with a poinsettia one, but think it fell flat!.!.!.well, it didn't fly, anyway!. Sorry, Muk Bag, I think I'm off!.!.!.too many distractions!. Will you just write one for us instead!?

maWww@QuestionHome@Com

ole saint nick
is due to come!.
children waiting
anticipating!.
the stores are full!.
parents wonder
what to buy
to bring happiness
inside their home!.

all this worry
all this wonder
all this for a
saintWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'd be like
Behold
Look over there

A man sits
pondering
wondering
contemplating

Just how many
delicious
smoked sausages

He can fit
into
his Santa pants!.


Yeah!. I'm good at being filthy, but not so much with the poetry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

How about a surprise nonChristmas Poem/song!?

http://au!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Headaches galore
A few on the floor
Had a good time
Guzzling beer, booze & wine
Lines for the john
Some barfing outside
The smart ones are gone
The rest seek to hide
Hey here's Jimmy with a keg!Www@QuestionHome@Com

364 we say words
not caring much
about the results
1 day we get!.!.!.!.full of care
seems bassackwards to me

how about we !.!.!.!.!.!.!.
never mind

be nice or leaveWww@QuestionHome@Com

Times are rough
Times are hard
So here's your
Effin Christmas card!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm working on one, so give me a chance to post it before you close the question!. brbWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hey Big Boy, there's a crumb on your lip!. Allow me!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com