A stroy: Part II of 341
When I came to, I was still naked, but the towel was gone!. There was nothing down there!. The little basstard that bit me in the balls must have gnawed them off when I passed out the first time!. I realized that there were more than two nuts in that bag, and I wasn’t the only poor dog that was singing soprano!. I also knew I was in trouble and I had to get out of there quick so I started working on the rope!. I hooked the rope around the air stem of the van’s tire and slowly started to grind away, trying not to think about that empty space between my legs that was once the family jewels!. I had to stop every few minutes because Blackie was sending one of his mini-men to come around and check on me!. Once in a while they would come over and smack me with the nut bag!. I just stared at them!. There must have been something in my eyes, because they always backed off and went back to where they came from!. An hour later I had cut through the rope and I waited for my chance!. I was going to get my nuts back!. And those midget bastards were going to pay!.
I waited for Blackie to come by again because I knew he had the gun!. He kept it in his right boot and I was right down there where I could get at it!. I heard his voice and that laugh coming toward me, but this time there was another voice and another laugh coming with him!. I had to resist the urge to wipe the sweat from my face and I held my hands steady behind my back, the rope hanging loose, and I closed my eyes!.
When they came around the van, I kept my eyes closed and listened to them talk as they stood in front of me!.
"There he is!." Blackie said
"Heh hee hee!. Look at that kid!. What the hell!? Did he think he could come here and rile us up, Blackie!? Did he think his nuts were just too precious for the Leprechauns!?"
I could feel Blackie moving in and he slapped me open-handed across the face!. It stung me good, but it was better than the nut bag!. I opened my eyes and acted groggy, pretending like I was in great pain!. My eyes locked on the strange voice and I recognized him straight away!. It was the one they called "Whitey"!.
Well, this clown they called Whitey, he was definitely the ringleader!. His hair was stark white and he had this nose that wouldn’t quit!. He walked around calling everyone "kid" and laughed this laugh that made my bowels move!. I recognized him from the streets of St!. Paul, and I knew he was a big shot in the underworld!. Those in the know called him Whitey "The Nose" and they steered clear of him most of the time!. I never really knew what he was into, but it was obvious to me now!. Leaning up against that tire, waiting for my chance to make a break for it and get my plans together, really gave me time to observe and figure out who was who and what the hell was going on!. I figured this whole midget warehousing thing was just a front!. This kid Whitey, he was a smart one!. He wanted everyone to think he was into black market midget trading/selling/buying, but the truth was, he was damn near a midget himself, and he loved those little guys!. No, these midgets may have been crammed into the back of a mini-van, but that was just so all 60 of them could get there in one vehicle and cause less suspicion; a matter of convenience, in other words!. Whitey and Blackie treated these little bastards pretty well and I knew that the Feds and the local cops were being fooled by the front!. You see, if Whitey ever got arrested, all the little guys would come to his defense and they could never prove anything!. But the cops couldn’t exactly tell the public that they were too dumb to bust the ring, so they kept quiet and confused and kept trying to bust Whitey for the wrong reasons!. Hell, Whitey himself used to be a real life midget, but the son of a ***** had grown, and it had something to do with the human testicle collection they had going on…!.some kind of midget voodoo that helped them grow!. I noticed, too, that all the midgets had huge noses, just like Whitey, so that must be the first thing that grows!.
I was in some serious trouble and I knew it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com