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Question: Care to comment on a "fractured" Christmas Carol !?
May be sung to the Tune- We wish you a Merry Christmas
(a fractured carol)
Carol is THAT you!? (Xmas Consumerus)
By Jellz Fisher (from archival vault circa 1995)
Unless you’re stuck on an isthmus
You cannot avoid Christmas
It’s such a commercial business
It gets you each year (bom)
Forgive me for being punny
This may not sound funny
So give me a lot of money
And I’ll stop it right here (bom)
As times like these are drastic
I will accept plastic
A cheque would be fantastic
Cash if you don’t mind (bom)
This just proves that in business
You cannot beat Christmas
I’ll go back to my isthmus
You’ve all been so kind (bom)
* bom sung as a single vocal bass noteWww@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
!.!. who put the bom in the!.!.
I like the scent of Christmas!.!.
not the cent!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
You've done it again!.!.!.!.I love your rhyming 'isthmus/Christmas' must be unique in the history of Christmas songs!.
I don't care what you say!.!.!.!.I still love Christmas!.!.!.(I avoid most of the rip-off merchants by being inventive in what I give as gifts, by buying second-hand stuff and getting things throughout the year and squirreling them away for the big day)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ma, you are the bom(b)!
Christmas may have been commercialized, but few take it to that extreme!.!.!.hopefully business (and the economy in general) can benefit from a little Christmas this year!.
http://uk!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=bj5pQMkQqK!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Goddess bless!.!.!.if you aren't the incarnation of Christmas Sarcasm!. I love it love it love it!. Thanks for the smiles and laughs, Jellz!. You're a godsend!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I echo Evadne!. You are, indeed, the ho-ho-ho in the Xmas!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Very cute!.
"The Troll Hunter"Www@QuestionHome@Com
Goddess Bless Twice
Imagine that!.!.!.(bom)
More, please!? Anyone!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Oh, my broken ribs from laughing too much!!!
Will you accept Monopoly cash!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
(bom)
I wanna be the bom!.!.!.!.
maWww@QuestionHome@Com
what a great voice Carol has! hahaha!
very creative JellZWww@QuestionHome@Com