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Question: Can someone come up with a "after I wrapped your presents" poem !?
It must be funny ! I just finished wrapping all of my friends' presents and of course, need to add a cart!. One of them, is my favorite friend!. It's a "she"!. I bought her a book, a blouse and some perfume!. Please, give me some insight !! Thank you !Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I struggled and toiled as I wrapped your gifts,
Filled with self doubt and nagging "what ifs";
I hope you'll cherish these gifts I've selected,
Making this Christmas one of joy, not dejection"

Love XXX

How about that!? =)

Saint ΩWww@QuestionHome@Com

Sure!.

After I wrapped your present
I was gripped with shock
Did I wrap the right present
For you!?

Aunt martha needed support hosiery
Uncle Fred some dentu-cream
The Bratty Twins got sone kill zombie game
and Dad a bottle of port!.

But which box was what!.

the packages all look so nice
And i spent
A crapload of time
Wrapping them

I decided not to unwrap it all
So if you get
a push-up bra
That goes to my sister susie
(She sells seas shells by the seashore on sunday)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hello Sweetheart, I am not very good at writing poems, let a lone a funny one, but I will try!.!.!.!.?

I am no Sherlock Holmes
I didn't have a clue
I didn't know to get it in pink or blue!
I hope you can read between the lines
You my dear friend, are the very best smelling kind!


Merry Christmas dear sweet Clo?



Hello Sweet Tris? I see you down there!.!.!.!.and I love your poem, and I am sure Clo? will too? xoxoxoxoxoWww@QuestionHome@Com

Dear friend After I wrapped your lovely present

I felt exhausted after all I that I had went
In stores I saw signs as large as circus tents
Shop now & save 180%
Buy this perfume, LePhew, and improved your scent
As seen on TV … Don’t like it … then another I’ll invent

Don’t try to re-gift … I’ll find out if it was resent
I love you a lot …isn’t Christmas a wonderful event!?Www@QuestionHome@Com