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Question: A little Christmas 'pome' to entertain!. What do you think!?
Christmas comes but once a year

Carol singers rat-a-tat at the door
Bellowing 'Silent Night'!.!.!.please, no more!
The grandkids run around as if insane
As soon as you quieten them!.!.!. they're off again!.

The nativity play's over and done
And all they can think of is having fun!.
Jacob was a cloud (not a speaking role)
But, the strain of being good took its toll!.

Athough Christmas comes but once a year
As the saying goes 'It brings good cheer'
It also brings mess, total chaos and noise
And an over-abundance of gifts and toys!.

You're forced to stuff yourself until you feel sick
And ALWAYS there's left-over turkey to pick!.
So, you have heart-burn, and risk getting fat!.
(Where does it all come from, answer me that!?)

Then you have a little too much to drink
And present your meal to the kitchen sink,
And, like a stranded whale upon a beach,
Lie snoring during our dear Queen's speech!.

The house apes the wreck of the Hesperus
And all the clearing up is left to us!.
But, would we have it any other way!?
Never! This is our perfect CHRISTMAS DAY!.

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Have you been to my house for Christmas!? How'd you know all that!? I know, you're one of those psychic persons who can read minds!. Yeah, that's it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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i like it it actually sounds like i'm in the mess of everything going on around Christmas like gong around to house and house watching little kids run wild yep!Www@QuestionHome@Com

What no fighting!? Nervous breakdowns!? Or, hysterical crying!? You do have a perfect Christmas!. That WAS entertaining; I like reality Christmas'!.

Here's wishing you another perfect Christmas!. Cheers!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Xmas scenes like these are repeated all over the world!. As to being 'perfect', wouldn't it better be served in the warm months where at least the kids can vent outside! lol A good 'pome!'Www@QuestionHome@Com

'Memories of Happy Christmas, wishing you happy christmasWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hesperus!? enlighten me grannie

Lovely poem !.!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I really like this poem!. It reminds me that Christmas is a GREAT holiday for family!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ah, family fun in the holiday season!. 'Memories are made of this!.'
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Loved it!.I remember as a child the family all around the radio waiting for the Queen's speech!.There was always the same menu for the dinner!.Turkey, mashed potatoes that could have used a couple of more mashes!.Cabbage salad,red and green jello done in stripes!.Turnip which we had to eat or get no dessert!.Green bean casserole,buns from the oven that were usually burnt a bit on the bottom!.The dessert was plum pudding with rum sauce!.We couldn't have rum sauce on ours,I could never figure that one out,my grand-parents never had a bottle of rum in their home!.no booze of any kind!.You brought back some happy memories!.Www@QuestionHome@Com