Have you ever written one of those Mars pome thingies?

Question: Have you ever written one of those Mars pome thingies!?

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ZAI GEZUNT

Rocketing raconteurs,
platformed in their boots,
parachutes poised
for a gentle descent
to the surface of Mars!.

Plummeting pundits,
gaudy on the gantry,
retrograde reality,
sans formality,
with just a little jolt!.

Ballistic bards,
parabolic hyperbole,
sip the wine,
searching for a place
to put the cat box!.

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You so funny, you writey writey long time!. As your technical advisor, I would point out that parachutes on Mars are not that good of an idea, unless they're maybe a mile or two across, I dunno!. Gentle descent my aunt Franny's fanny! Kinda thin there, air wise!. And it ain't the kind of place to raise your kids either, ask Elton!. In fact it's cold as hell!. (Get a CLUE Elton!.)

Sorry to blather, I need to blather at least once a day!.

Sei Gesund!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Although I'm a token shiksa!.!.!.I'm not meshugah!. Hand me a parachute!
And I think you'll need more than one cat box!

And I like your Martian pome thingy, especially parabolic hyperbole, I'm putting that phrase in my shoe box next to atmospheric pheromonics! Www@QuestionHome@Com

Those are Tiler/Durden's famous last words, which he uses often -- read it twice today already

Actually, I think most everyting I write is a pome!.

WANED: just a little joltWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hey!! This wine tastes like Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.

"retrograde reality"
Yes, this is nice!

I'll bring my Bulldog!.
No need for a catbox!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Mars, fourth from the Sun
The seventh largest planet,
New home for poets!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

In the words of the great Ray Stevens:
Yeyuh ah diyud!.
Yew gotcha a goodun here, fer sure!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Cool! And it alliterates to the Moon and beyond! Speaking of the Cat!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thanks, I needed that!.
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what!? no, but ich sage mir "warum!?"!.

Mazel tov! Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yup, Mister, I sure have!.!.
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