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Question: What do you think of this 'Black Hole Did Not Appear Last Night' morning pome!?
Black Holes are existent!.!.!.but
They never appear when
Summoned to the fore!.!.!.
Prove yourself! Prove!

Hide not in dusty halls,
Malingering on whether
To snatch stars and crush
Them!.!.!.try to!.!.!.according

To the best!.!.!.stars escape
Your Dervish endeavors!.!.!.
Black Holes are left with
Nothing to feed on!.!.!.starvation!.!.!.

CORKLE-DEEDLE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE!!!!!
Laughing!? From the coop!?
NEW-THEORY-IS-BLACK-HOLES-ARE-HERE!
Snidely, you studied astrophysics!?!?!?

NOPE-JUST-MY-PERSONAL-OBSERVATION!!!
Ya got a Palomar Telescope!?
NOPE-JUST-TWO-BEADY-EYES-I-SEE!!!
Tell me of the Universe, Snidely!

THE-UNIVERSE-IS-THERE-TO-QUESTION!!!
I have, I have, I have!.!.!.!.
THEN-WHERE-WAS-THAT-BLACK-HOLE!?
Never appeared last night!.!.!.

WHAT-DOES-THAT-TELL-YOU!?!?!?
Black Holes can be cowards!
HA!!AND-THEY-CAN-BE-TORN-APART!!!
You're absolutely right!!!

Like Andromeda and the Milky Way
Will meet in cataclyism 15 billion
Years from now!.!.!.so long to wait!!!
All I want to meet is a Black Hole!.!.!.

LOOK-AROUND-THERE'S-ONE-LURKING!!!
All around us!.!.!.yes, I saw that
Science Channel String Theory, too!
Teeny Black Holes bouncing everywhere!.!.!.

CAPTURE-ONE-DISBAND-IT!!!
Toss it into another Universe!?
THROW-IT-TO-THE-EVENT-HORIZON!!!
And it will be crushed into another
Demension!!!

Snidely, you're a GENIUS!!!!

Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!

The Black Hole still hasn't appeared!
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
!. I invited the "Black Hole" out to play
Being a Coward, he ran away!.
He has so many avatars
We never know what they are!.
He is starting to melt like ice
Soon he will pay the price!.

When are you gonna meet me!? I will meet you half way!. Afraid of little ol`e me!? Come on, There has to be a real man in that head
somewhere!. No Wussy`s

Good Poem, He didn`t meet you either!? He doesn`t know who he is anymore!.

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There's a train wreak of a Black Hole here & this Snidely has a grip on how to handle it
You don't want to crush it into anther Dimension Crushing it completely seems to be the order of the day
Snidely has the right idea Now it must be followed through to the end Www@QuestionHome@Com

Black holes are to be avoided no matter what their size!. They destroy everything in their vicinity with their darkness!. Your poem, however, brings light to the morning!.

Good Morning to you and to that brilliant rooster!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Morning!. Way to go Prof,Snidely!!!,,,And if the Black Hole swallows the light Whose to say that it is not the Grim Reapers light!?!?
This made my morning ,,Within the strict guidelines of the community"Www@QuestionHome@Com

Black holes hide in shadows, usurping what is not their's!. They know not light's true light!. Did you really expect to encounter the black hole last night!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Kinda good! Very good til I got to starvation and from there all I had were question marks!. I can say one thing!. Your thinking must go rather deep, much deeper than mine and you certainly are an original piece of work!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A person's personal Black Hole is infinitely bigger than a Black Hole in space!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Snidely Einstein! a worthy fowl!.
wiser than Athena's Owl
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