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Position:Home>Poetry> Let's assume you were wandering through the woods and happened upon a cave..Question: Let's assume you were wandering through the woods and happened upon a cave!.!.!.!? !.!.!.and inside that cave sat Bigfoot in a plastic lawn chair, watching old Tom and Jerry cartoons on his VHS recorder!.
Let us further assume the floor of the cave was littered with thousands of bones and thousands of empty Pringles cans!. He sees you and offers you only a poem, a Haiku of sorts, and that poem is!.!.!.!.!.!.!?Www@QuestionHome@Com Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: "Am I high!?-That aint right"/ Oh my gosh what a sight,,,/ But what you see befor you is not a dream/ Psychedelic it may seem/ Now Take a seat/ Have a beer n rest your feet/ But when you leave/ This tale you cannot speak/ For surely they will not beleive your words/ Except for birds, and mad men in psychowards/ Im not much of a poet but i used to like writing rap songs when i was younger!. And where did you come up with an idea like this from hehhe!.Www@QuestionHome@Com This cave is big enough for two!. Come on in and join me do!. I beg you please ignore the mess, My manners are not of the best!. Sit down,and make your self at home, At last I am not on my own!. Would you share a bite to eat!? A pringle or a bone,!.!.!.!.No meat!Www@QuestionHome@Com Walk right in sit right down honey let your hair hang down everybodys talkin about a new way of walkin do you wanna lose your mind!? Www@QuestionHome@Com My love, my heart and soul, a single pringle for your thoughts !.!.!.!?Www@QuestionHome@Com Hullo there, your jaw is dropping, Time has changed, human are rare bones and hav turned veg!.!.!.the CRUNCH reminds me of bones!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Walk in , walk in Have a Yamster on a stick and make sure I'll Always have a bone to pick It's hell being single eatin'nothing but rodents with pringleWww@QuestionHome@Com An odorous subhuman a bone collector has picked you for his next guest!. Www@QuestionHome@Com I don't know, but for a minute there, I imagined my father sitting there! LOL!!!!!!!!!! darned bigfooted, long haired, eating junkfood all day old (wanna be) hippieWww@QuestionHome@Com This poem is without wisdom in this garbage heap does this chair come with a pillow!. Www@QuestionHome@Com Pringles fill me up!. Tom and Jerry make me laugh!. I grind bones for bread!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Bigfoot eats nothing but Pringles and fresh rodent!. The Adkins diet!?Www@QuestionHome@Com Do you like troll bones I am paleolithic I like them with chipsWww@QuestionHome@Com Do you want dessert!? Don't eat those, eat these instead; Those aren't choc'late chips!Www@QuestionHome@Com Proctor and Gamble is nearby!. Some of these guys worked the graveyard shiftWww@QuestionHome@Com Enter my cave And take a seat My Pringles are all gone So chew on a nice bone!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I am a Bigfoot in need for the love of god tell me you brought some good weed!Www@QuestionHome@Com Seen you hangin' in Between the S's and L's - Medium rare!.!.!. Yum !Www@QuestionHome@Com Wafting aroma Blue gray thick clouds deter men Time to wait—outsideWww@QuestionHome@Com Did you bring the beer!? I cannot eat Pringles if You forgot the beer!Www@QuestionHome@Com Bigfoot in your chair, do not cast your evil eye upon my pringles!Www@QuestionHome@Com Enter at own risk but the bones are not human I like ribs with chips PromiseWww@QuestionHome@Com Hello, I'm Bigfoot I took the place of Wall-E this is just garbageWww@QuestionHome@Com Come sit with me please Help me finish this chicken The bucket is big Www@QuestionHome@Com Would you like a drink!? My mouth is dry from eating Chicken and Pringles!.Www@QuestionHome@Com A main course I am blessed Don't run!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I'm feeling hungry Oh goody here comes dinner I won't have to cookWww@QuestionHome@Com YOU ARE WEIRD Www@QuestionHome@Com youre not UPS or the dish satelite guy!. who smells like sausage!?Www@QuestionHome@Com If You offer Me a rib!. I"ll let You sit for a bit!Www@QuestionHome@Com |