Banish the use of the four letter words,
whose meanings are never obscure ---
the Angles, the Saxons, those hardy old birds,
were vile and obscene and impure!.
But cherish the use of the weaseling phrase
that never quite says what you mean ---
you're better off known for your hypocrite ways than
as vile and impure and obscene!.
When nature is calling plain speaking is out,
when the ladies (god bless 'em) are wheeling about ---
you may wee-wee, make water, or empty the glass, or
drain out the vein, even johnny-may-pass!.
Shake dew from the Lilly, see a man about a dog ---
when everyone's drunk it's condensing the fog!.
But please to remember, if you would know bliss,
that only in Shakespeare do characters piss!.
after a long time, that piece of light verse still amuses me!. Any reactions here from YA users!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com