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Question: Is this one of the better poems written in the whole world in the last year!?
I wrote it!. It's called "I used to use my leftover Canadian dollars as toilet paper"!. I think it is one of the top two or three poems written by anyone this year in the whole world!. Strap yourself to your seat, because here comes the poem:

I used to use my leftover Canadian dollars for toilet paper
So colorful and absorbant
I would drive up to Canada from the USA
So happy and elated
I would come home from my trip with annoying Canadian dollars in my pocket
Multicolored flowers with pictures of Kings and Queens

The US dollar - Canadian dollar exchange rate so in favor of USA
I would use my left over Canadian currency as toilet paper
Saving so much!
So much cheaper than real toilet paper!

But then the exchange rate changed!
So scary and so fast!
Canadians thought they have finally arrived on the world scene
The US dollar and the Canadian dollar almost had equal value

But then the exchange rate changed back!
So quickly and so happily!
Smiling with patriotic glee

Now the Canadian dollar is worthless again
And more toilet paper is had by all Americans who return from Canada

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
i wouldn't say so sorry, i don't like these type of poemsWww@QuestionHome@Com

As one on a fixed income supplemented by a pension paid in Canadian dollars, I find you have much to wipe!. At least their roads are free of trash and sidewalks don't have anything to step in!. I have yet to encounter discourtesy or unfair exchange rates there!. Keep your American dollars, for what they're really worth, you should soon have a good roll of themWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hi you!. i guess its one of the most awful poems i ever read!. WHY!? 1st off all you don'tt have the right to underestimate others currency regardless it's monetry value!. 2nd, ur poem has no meaning or any art value and it strongly throw me off!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. simplely h don!.t like it at all

i wish u would be able to do better in future>>>Www@QuestionHome@Com