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Question: Will you tolerate a funny short story!?
The Night I Slapped Me Silly
I'm Semper Fi and I approve this story!.

From an early age I knew I really didn't like me!. I just tolerated myself for the sake of my mother and father!. I felt like i was crowding me!. Everywhere I went, there I was!. I would try to run away, hide in a closet, in a dark corner!. Yet as if by magic I would always know where to look!. This went on for years!. Finally, on the night of the senior prom it came to a head!. That would forever be the Night I Slapped Me Silly!

You should have seen me!. I was an animal! No matter how much I screamed for mercy, I pummeled myself relentlessly!. I beat me unconscious!. I haven't had a problem since that night!. The Night I Slapped Me Silly!

Disclaimer: The Surgeon General warns that slapping oneself silly can cause dizziness, blurred vision, black and blue marks, loose teeth, diarrhea, cramping of the 1st and 3rd knuckles on the opposing hand, and a need to switch to a better insurance company!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
OMG!. Hope Ur OK now!!? LOLWww@QuestionHome@Com

Very funny!

I'm having issue with the disclaimer, though!. LOL!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I can't tell you how many times I have wanted to do that !. LOL very good story!. I also think more people should slap themseleves silly!. Though I'm not condoning violence!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think that you have an amazing imagination and you should write more anyone who said they didn't get it, can't appreciate a true writer!Www@QuestionHome@Com

That's quite an active imagination you have!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thank you for the disclaimer!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

no i wont tolerate it!. it would be funnyWww@QuestionHome@Com

Uh!.!.!. What was the question!? I did read the whole story though!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

im only 13 so i dont mean any offence

but i think it sounds really stupid


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:) I like it!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

ROFLWww@QuestionHome@Com

I hate to break it to you!.!.!.
its not that funny!.!. not even an internal chuckleWww@QuestionHome@Com

That's just strange!.!.!.!.!.loved it!Www@QuestionHome@Com

okaaay!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

good one pastor troy :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

u need 2 c a psychologist Www@QuestionHome@Com

OMG!.!.!.!.I about fell out of my wheelchair!!!!

That was HILARIOUS!

*ROFLMBO*Www@QuestionHome@Com