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Question: What do you think of this 'The Hen Is Back And The Fight Is On!' morning pome!?
The DaVinci Code!.
Constantine, and
Stigmata!.!.!.oh what
A beautiful morning!.
Oh what a beautiful day!.
Election Day is tomorrow!.
And no sleep tonite!.!.!.out of
Sheer fright!!! Biting nails!.!.!.
ssssshhhh! Chicks are asleep,
All cozy under Snidely's
Fat self!.!.!.all five of them!.
Three days old this morning!.!.!.
WHO'S-FAT-DOODLEEEEEE-KEEP-QUIET!!!
Bull! 3 day old chicks are
Running all over you now!
First pin feathers at 5 days!.!.!.
And, ole boy, you and chicks
Are OUT the coop this morning!
OH-NO-WE'RE-NOT-COLD-OUTSIDE!!!!
That's when you SIT on them,
Snidely!!! Out in the yard!.!.!.
Must you be taught chick-
Rearing, too!?
I-HATCHED-EM!!!SAT-21-DAYS-ON-EM!!!
That don't mean squat!.!.!.now
You gotta teach em how to
Eat, what to eat, why to eat!.!.!.
And what birds to run from!
Hen ain't here yet!.!.!.uh oh!!!
Noises from the yard!.!.!.what!?
I'M-RIGHT-HERE-AND-THOSE-CHICKS-ARE-MI!.!.!.
Uh, Snidely, the problem is here, now!
LAWYER-UP-CORNGIVER-SHE-AIN'T-GETTIN-E!.!.!.
Looks like a fight is in
The making!.!.!.now, today!
Thought the fight would
Be tomorrow!.!.!.!.crap!!!
Hen!.!.!.stay outside!.
Snidely!.!.!.stay inside!.
I'll tend to this when I
Get back from work
This Evening!!!
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!
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Can hardly be called a poem !.Www@QuestionHome@Com
In Australia Daddy Emu always raises the chicks!. His brain is only slightly bigger than his eye but he keeps a good watch over them all!. Mother just goes off and leaves him to it!. Snidely take some time off and do some crowingWww@QuestionHome@Com
Three days! How time flies!.
Well, you could come back to peace in the coop,
or chicken soup, (hen of course)!.
Good morning Elys, good luck, Snidely!.
Anyone seen my coffee!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
To me the election is over and we lost, no matter who gets in!. It takes a short time for the chicks to grow, fried chicken!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Snidely's gonna be needing a new feather duster what with the chicks and mom yanking at that tail of his!. He needs hazard pay for that job!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com
Snidely needs Paternity Leave!. He's overworked!.
Good Morning!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Sorry but it is in-comprehensive to me as a Brit!. Typical election fever i think!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
The ills of parenthood, and too many chicks!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
No Comment !!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
So, you are saying a Rooster makes a poor Mother!? After careful consideration, I would have to agree with that! lol GMWww@QuestionHome@Com
I felt I was there!.!.!.(good one)
God help us! Hee Hee!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Now, explain to me!. What the heck do you get from mothering this brood of mal-adjusted feathered wotsits!? Seems like a lot of hassle and hard-work to me!.!.!.!.and now it's going to get worse!.
My daughter had to put each hen into the coop the other night - stoopid birds!. But, they're going in on their own now!.!.!.!.and despite being young maidens one has laid an egg!.!.!.a very heavy egg!.!.!.worry is that there might be a chick inside (a one-night stand, dya think!?) !.!.!.too bad, it's in the fridge now!.Www@QuestionHome@Com