Poetry challenge? Who can write the funniest verse about my avatar?

Question: Poetry challenge!? Who can write the funniest verse about my avatar!?

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

The bubbling bong is hot today
too much Columbian Gold
Marley on the radio
the revolution has been sold!.

Christ on a cloud impatient
waiting for a clue
Semper Fi and reason strike
the Devil's brutal brew!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

ok!.!.!.i'll try

I always wonder, if what I am seeing, is eye shadow
That reflects with, what at first glance
Appears to be, a silver sequinned armor!.
On close inspection, I discover
Bob Marley's profile on a
T-shirt, with matching locks on the owner!.

What does it mean, I ask myself
To wear someone so revered, on your bosom
For I carry those I admire most, safely in my heart
Where no man can mistreat my idol, my legend
With his ill conceived and skewed perceptions!.

But then I recall, that the great Marley too
Was a magician of words, he painted the earth and the sky
Touching us with his emotions and sending us on journeys
Only to bring us back to the moment to find
The reality that dances with illusion

And I think how apt for this forum
And which silly sod could judge so sourly
When the same spirit of people, breathe here so loudly
So on final reflection, I am amused by Semper Fi
For I find you so clever, and full of mystery !Www@QuestionHome@Com

As a glance upon the vision of you!.!.!.
I see I need new glasses, too!.
For where there should be a mighty man,
It looks like Dorothy's little tin man!.
A silver chest, some dark, dark hair!.!.!.
It remains, no matter how long I stare!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Big, big Semper Fi
so damn big he blocks the sky!.
Big, big Semper Fi
so damn big he's the nicest guy!.
(Looks like he ate
Bob Marley this morn!.)
Big, big his heart it is,
though sometimes torn,
he's always Big Semper Fi
Reborn!.

(I got nuttin)Www@QuestionHome@Com

6 foot plus
words 10 foot too
giant men look
up to you
dreaded locks
looks life
knocks poets off
edges
framed ledges
leaping from pages
lovers' rages
selfless stages
he stands
demands an ear
you will hear
sheets wet torn
a child reborn
10 foot high
Rasta guy
Semper Fi
my Brother
Semper Fi
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I aint in you face
white not my race
I'm a multi man
that doesn't tan
you got a problem
see Bob Marley
you got an issue
grab a tissue
cause aint no crying
come Tuesday day
when hope starts rising
upon new ways!Www@QuestionHome@Com

From the cradle to the tomb
The faithful weave hopeful looms

Semper Fi, do or die
Gimme a Swiss Cheese Sandwich on Rye!.

From hopes great chalice imbibe
Make the Devil do a 'Doo-Doo' dive!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You ain't scary,
You ain't heavy,
You're my brother, man!

Marine I salute
tattooed arms
I embrace

but I gotta fight all
the grandkids away
to edge my way in

your girth required
to house
your big heart!.

ma
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You may big
but I bet your sweet!.
You make like bob marely
but thats a treat!.
You may try to be scary
But your really not
I love Marines
their hot =)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Extracting your truth
Using waterboard method
Caused my hernia!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dark dreads
Wondrous heart
Arms of steel
embracing the World
And Always Faithful
To his God
and himself!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Semper Fi is not a mite
Against all odds, he can fight
I wish he would see the light
His new t-shirt is quite a sight!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

bob marley
roaring harley
farts at day
farts at night
some day my gas
will turn out the lights!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

In the style of haiku:

Semper Fi Reborn
A scary black guy yahoo
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Yo, Dude,
there's a dude on you,
I hope I'm not
being too rude,
on the shirt,
who's that dude!?

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