A poem inspired by Icy Gazpacho?

Question: A poem inspired by Icy Gazpacho!?

Me, Myself, and IPhone
By S!.F!. Reborn

Let my thumbs to the walking
through technological battlefields,
on a planet red like!.!.!.say!.!. an apple
I stutter step through the directions
Warrant guarantees protection
against any form of me that can't handle myself
or IPhone,
My phone,
Not much better than your phone!.
If E!.T, had my phone the IPhone
and tried to call home!.!.!.!.!.!.
Can you hear me now!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Perfect!. You are a true genius, man!. Me and that rotten I-phone yeah!

((((Bebe)))))Www@QuestionHome@Com

I swear, we all think we have the secret to the universe in our hands when we operate a gadget!.

"against any form of me that can't handle myself"

There it is, right there!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Like when a Skype call doesn't go through
and a happy pop up on my screen asks
"were you satisfied with our quality"!?

and I stare at the cordless and yell "F!.!.!.K You" !

I'm nervous like that!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Laughing hysterically! I have trouble with most technology more complicated than a fork! Thanks for the smiles tonight, Semper!Www@QuestionHome@Com

you captured the essence of Gaz in this lovely little poemWww@QuestionHome@Com

Perfect!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Is this the party to which whom I am speaking!?
one ringy dingy
two ringy dingy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Jobs!.!.!.Apples!.!.!.Iphones!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Great!!!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hahahaha!.

This is the first thing that truly made me smile today!. Fantastic job!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

roll over minutes!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

lol!. Love it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

His call when millions of light years, I lose signal a few miles from home!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It's great, Semper, he will love it!! :)

((((((Gaz))))))Www@QuestionHome@Com