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Question: What kind of guards do you employ on Halloween Night!?
Porch Sentry
The head was placed upon table bright
long since detached, no roots to worry!.
Knives, scalpels, gooey scoopers and such,
all readied for the surgeon’s skilled hand!.
Spectators arrived, much glee was theirs!
Yes, it does indeed seem so ghoulish!.
But willing they were, all hands dug in,
oohs and aahs were heard as scalpel cut!.
Revealing a face hidden inside,
ugly, scary, so Halloweenish!
A final task, scrape the brains away,
a masterpiece of ghoulish delight!
Hello there Mr!. Halloween Pumpkin
here’s a candle to light up the night!
Now to the porch to do your duty!.
Trick or Treaters had best be ready!
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Loved it!.I read this one to my students this morning!.Being that their english is limited,I had to tell them what a scalpel was,and a surgeon,and what a surgeon does!.As we read along line by line, their faces all screwed up and there was ohhhh's and no'ssss!.It wasn't till I got to the line,Hello there Mr!. Pumpkin did they realize what the poem was all about!.I asked them would they like to carve the pumpkins we had bought!.There was a Loud NO WAY came from all of them!.Now they can't wait till to-night to see the kids all come to the door!.Thanks for making this Halloween morning a fun read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
How ghoulishly cute this is!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I have not had a jack-o-Lantern guard for the past three years, now you got me thinking tooooooo late am I
for a guard to be, I guess I will just Boo and not Boo Hoo!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
The imagery in the first 4 lines had me feeling a bit queasy, but my thoughts soon turned to toasted pumpkin seeds sprinkled with salt and chipotle pepper!.
Happy Halloween!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Brainless, mindless punkin!. Just don't give him booze!.
(word just was just for Elaine)!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Is that guards or gourds!? very topical poem!.
A description of Omnivorous Barbarianism or Vegetative Disembowelment!? Either way!.!.!.!.spleendid!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Then, my guards are 'weenies' compared to the All Great And Powerful Punkin Head!!!!
You set this write up well, and to him who cries 'Hold!', does not see his end in sight!.!.!.mind in sight, I need coffee!!!
YA THINK!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
In Italy whenever someone sees a pumpkin they eat it!.
My deprived life!.
Oh, about your poem!.!. "Hello there Mr!. Halloween Pumpkin let me fill your empty skull with cement!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ( I like screams)
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I love carving pumpkins! After Halloween the raccoons and other critters come for a munch!. Do you roast your pumpkin seeds, too!? Www@QuestionHome@Com
Lots of reflector tape because its safe and it looks cool cause it glowsWww@QuestionHome@Com
I think i would want Sam & Dean On my side and guarding me on halloween (ha ha) supernatural!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
We dont really take haloween that seriously in Australia :)Www@QuestionHome@Com
There's little scarier than trying to carve a pumpkin!. It spews!Www@QuestionHome@Com