Funny poem on polar bears?

Question: Funny poem on polar bears!?

We are doing a lyrical for my english class and im trying to make it and want it to be super funny! Picked my topic: Polar bears!. Know the story: The polar bear is trying to exercise but it doesn't work :P

so far i have(to the tune of *haha* michael finnegan)

There once was a polar bear on a diet
He had a belly bulge and couldn't hide it
Then found a treadmill and wanted to try it

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There once was a polar bear on a diet
He had a belly bulge and couldn't hide it
Then found a treadmill and wanted to try it
He fancied chips but he couldnt fry it!.
he started to run but felt so week so he got off and took a seat!.
there he sat all big and fat he got shot in the head and that was the end of that!

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A polar bear with a big tummy,
thought food was incredibly yummy;
he loved fish and chips
thrown from passing ships,
which he would then share with his mummy!.

His doctor said "Go on a diet!.
If you must eat fish then don't fry it!.
Go out for a run -
you'll have lots of fun!",
but p-bear did not want to try it!.

So he just grew fatter and fatter,
from fish and chips dripping in batter!.
"I'll eat what I like -
I don't need to hike,
I'm a fatty but what does it matter!?"

But that fat polar bear was so dumb,
he would not leave so much as a crumb!.
He now cannot move -
he's melted a groove
in the ice!.!.!.and he's got a numb bum!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sorry no ideas to help you but it is good so far!.Www@QuestionHome@Com