Does anyone have this poem?

Question: Does anyone have this poem!?

its called " if i were a one legged pirate " by mildred plew merrymanWww@QuestionHome@Com

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IF I were a one-legged pirate Ga-lumping around on a peg,
I'd flourish my pistol and fire it;
Then, sure as my right wooden leg, I'd buy me a three-decker
galleon
With cannon to port and to lee, And wearing the king's medallion,
I'd head for a tropical sea!
Roaring a rough "Ha-ha! Ha-ho!"
Roving the routes of old,
Over the billows we would go,
Sweeping the seas for gold!
Plying the lane
Of the Spanish Main
For Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
If I were a one-legged pirate Ga-lumping around after loot,
I'd flourish my pistol and fire it; Then, sure as my red leather
boot,
I'd buy me a three-decker galleon With cannon to thunder a mile,
And bucking the sea like a stallion,
I'd head for a tropical isle! Roaring a rough "Ha-ha! Ha-ho!"
Chanting a chantey bold,
Over the billows we would blow,
Sweeping the seas for gold!
Plying the lane
Of the Spanish Main
For Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
But since I was not born a pirate
Ga-lumping around on a stick;
And since my toy gun when I fire it
Gives out but a little toy click;
Pretending
y boat is a galleon,
My pond is a tropical sea,
I'd play I'm an old rapscallion,
But really I won't hurt a flea!.
Roaring my small "Ha-ha! Ha-ho!"
Saying I'm someone bold,
Over the duck pond I will go,
Roving the routes of old!
Plying the pond
And the stream beyond
For Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
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