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Question: So, Reenie, how is your dust cloth holding up!?
(a light dusting for my muse Reenie who mentioned dust yesterday!)

Dust

Dust, the vilest bane of clean man
but gold for cleaning crews!
A wonderful metaphor too,
to describe our demise!.

While sneezing dust we ponder dust
Dust of ages, dusty tomes…
As those dirt devils dustily
dance, the dust two step live!

We filter dust, ionize the dust!
We sweep dust, even wash dust,
and with white gloves and dust rags, dust!
New morning… new dusting!

So dust your house and dust it more!.
Fret, stress… buy all the toys!.
But in the end dust’s the winner
till your coffin’s lid sealed!
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
AAAAHHHH!!! There is no escape!
I am the one trying to prove the theory that dust is a furniture protectant, but only at my house, otherwise I'd be unemployed!
On that note, I better get moving!. The toilet brush is calling from my trunk!.
Thanks Neon, have a great day!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Story Time!

As the junior nobody of Sonar Division, one of my daily jobs was dusting off all the pipes at the Diving Officer's station (several yards of pipe in varied diameters)!.

About two weeks into the deal, I began to really hate the job!. One day when my Division Officer was OOD, I mumbled my discontent loud enough so everyone in Control could hear me!.

Mr!. Anderson scolded, "Petty Officer Euwaite, if that was gold dust on those pipes you would not be complaining!."

I answered, "If this was gold dust on these pipe then I would be the LAST son of a bich you would let touch them!"

I got a good laugh!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dust is a way good thing! Hides the real dirt underneath, makes a house look like a home, gives you reasons to righteously procrastinate, gives the Health Dept!. delimnas(sic)!.!.!.and is a worthy subject for poetry!
You can write about anything!.!.!.versatility is Neon!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Achew! is so right!.!.!.!.!. The moment the furnace kicks on, I start to
achew, Sun rays through the window panes I see the dust fly about
the house and settle down to rest, and my nose achews all winter,
to dust daily or not is the question, no matter dust rules, my nose knows that!.
Kudos Neon!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Having read the question and every one elses answers,
I will attempt to get out of my chair dust my self off and get busy!.

No dust is going to cast a dismal spell on my day
I'm a desert breeze!.!.!.!.!.!.I will blooow it all away!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I understand
From Quentin Crisp
That dust should not bring fears
He said that left alone
It gets no thicker
After seven years!.

I am a cleaning lady!.!.!.!.on Wednesday's!.!.!. to earn a crust!.!.!. so at home I only hoover and dust!.!.!.!.if I really must!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good points made in this poem!. Dancing dust, dirt devils dancing, good alliteration, too!.

On my island, we have salty dust, like tears!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dust is in fashion, it is a country accent!.
I have to believe that, the experts know!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

One man's
dust sneezed
is another's
dirt clod!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
or marrone
loogie
achew!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if it weren't for women
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
life would be meaninglessWww@QuestionHome@Com