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Question: How can you be two timed!.!.!.!?


if you were never one timed!?


View From The Bridge

I am a bast***
I am a womanizing ***hole that sought out the innocent
a collection of trophies to victimize and mislead
my rewards are in my ruination
and my thirst for destruction is beyond insatiable
and now you see also
a heartless lathario
my story a ruse to ensnare the weak
I have no lost wife
I never suffered any of the tales
twas' merely ploys for sympathy
and you my pretty are just another notch in my bloated belt


In an effort to set the record straight, this is what I am, according to the Queen!. The annointed one who is so pure!. That all arise to revel in her words!. The one who has filled my mail with slanderous slur after horrible lie to quell her own needs!. The one who attacks and slights over perceived wrongs!. The one that has sought to destroy me with invectives so full of bile, I cringe at the thought of posting them!.

You have to one time someone before you can two time them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
YIKES!!!!

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This is a brave statement!.
You held back to be the gentleman you are!.
She pushed too far I see!.
Jealousy is a devil in green!.
Her eyes are glaring fire dragons
Her words have hurt you and you have to do what you have to do!.

The rooster is snide, spiteful, she makes him crow to her!.
I am glad the rooster is not you!.
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Strictly under community guidelines in an attempt to be helpful, I think you'll find the word is 'Lothario', but it can be rendered without the capital sometimes, although it is always 'o' after 'L'!. Don't mention it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have been both two-timed and one-timed and I think one-timed is better!. I'm afraid I lack both the energy and the brashness to collect women as is described here!.

I have found one woman to be quite a handful!. (Figuratively speaking, that is!.)
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Sometimes
the one timer
is the the best of times
when time stands
waiting on water
hung
there like mist
over memories!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Rather mind boggling don't you think - do you think that it could be two timed as in once too often (one time somone)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, I have been two-timed!. A long time ago!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Multiply yourself times twoWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'm going to send this poem to my son!. He was recently accused of cheating on a girl he had never even met, other than on-line!.!.!.HUH!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

WOP POW Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oh my!. Yes well, mmhmm, er!.!.!.well!. yes!. Indeed!. ;-\Www@QuestionHome@Com

Can I hear an Amen!

Amen!.
Thank you and finally the ****** can eat my grits!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Who ever!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.sounds sick to me, let it go who ever she is can't be
reached mentally!. I guess this is some of the stuff we open our selfs up to, on e mail to thousands of people, sad but true!.Www@QuestionHome@Com