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Question: What do you think of 'Troll Felony Charges Morning' pome!?
'Back' is relative to 'not here!.'
'Not here' relative to Aunt Agony-ise!.!.!.
Fiend!.!.!.uh, friend to the family!.!.!.
Somebody elses's!!!
Halloween creeps on lil
Cat feet!.!.!.sits creepily
Over harbor and city!.!.!.
Causing ship collisions!.!.!.
Then moves on!.!.!.
So much for Robert Frost!
AND YEAH! I GOT 2
MISSSPPELLINGGSS!!!
Atta Good Morning way!!!
Got coffee, even a cup
To hold it!.!.!.MUCH better
Than bottoming up the POT!!
Looked in the mirror!.!.!.OMG!!
Mirror looked in me!.!.!.OMG!!!
Stalemate!.!.!.checkmate!.!.!.3
Strikes!.!.!.I'm awake!.!.!.!.!?!?!?
Sheriff' said I could press
FELONY charges!!! Caught
A troll under my bridge
Yesterday!!! Sheriff said
'Assault with stupid words
Is felonius magnimus!!!'
Troll ain't gonna last 2
Seconds in the prison
Down here!.!.!.murderers of
Comments never, ever DO!
Signed on the line!.!.!.12,000
Signed as witnesses!.!.!.
No lawyer would defend
That troll!.!.!.no jury preside!.!.!.
Judge verdicted 4 words!.!.!.
'Damn your stinkin hide'!
To the stake!.!.!.uh, yeah,
That's right!.!.!.to the stake!!
The Snide crowed it out the
Courtroom,'HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-
SO-GOOD-TO-BE-IN-AN-INTELLIGENT-
COURTROOM!!!!
No appeals, neither!!!
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
HANG 'EM, hang 'em HIGH, Elys!!!!
SueWww@QuestionHome@Com
Hang on a minute!.!.!.!.hold your horses!.!.!.!.!.ain't that where a Troll's supposed to be!? Under a bridge, I mean!. I distinctly remember reading to my grandsons - The Three Billy Goats Gruff, and yep, under the bridge is definitely where the Troll lived!.!.!.!.and saying felonious things is their forte 'I'm a Troll, foldiroll, I'm a Troll, foldiroll, I'm a Troll, foldiroll and I'll eat you for breakfast!!.!.!.see!?
So, put the damn Troll back under the bridge where he belongs!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Maybe it's a hangin offence!.
Put yer rubber boots on!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.it's gonna rain out tonite!.!.
You're wearing some of last nites dinner on you!.
Thot I'd add something different to this mish mash pot pooreee
Hee hee heeeeeeee
Gettin spoooooky time of year!.!.!.!.
Halloween!.!.!.!.if you know what I mean!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Good Afternoon,,,,now,,, Yeah that 6 x 4 cell is too big for a Troll That would be a suite ,,,Let's cut that sucker in half --3 x 2 and let "em" rot,,,,Without the possibility of Appeal !!!
edit>>DAMN,,,,Something smells up here!!!,,,
Ohh OK,,,It's just that little Queer Guy opening his mouth,,,,AgainWww@QuestionHome@Com
Trolls don't deserve a trial!. Straight to the lock up, for spoilin' our fun!. Ignorance of fun is no defense!.
Trolls a sour-puss!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Today I am too unoriginal to come up with an adequate comment on your lovely words, so I will plagiarize Elaine and say DITTO!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Murder, abuse, or devaluation of words is a crime punishable by a long sentence!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com
Wait a minute!. I don't have creepy feet!. They smell a little for all the troll guts betwixt my toes!. But they are not creepy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
the troll better not get my (good morning) coffee!. Www@QuestionHome@Com
Southern justice! Make them carve their own stakes too! Northern ingenuity! GM to youWww@QuestionHome@Com
Make mash out of them for the chickens!. GMWww@QuestionHome@Com
And a good morning to you as I bandage my toe!. Justice served with stakes, a rare meal!Www@QuestionHome@Com
You know I am with you all the way!. I love troll huntin`!. One of my favorite past times!. I am always ready,so let`s do it!.
Edit: Hi Andy, Good too see you!. No matter how many times they change their names we will find him!. Like when a dog scoots on his butt across the rug, and he leaves that stinky trail!.
Edit: Someone below me seems to like this collection by
Charles Baudelaire,Published in 1857, "The Flowers of Evil"Www@QuestionHome@Com
Actually, "assault with stupid words" seems a perfect description of what you write 95% of the time; but if we are truly interested in justice, then let us admit that words themselves are never stupid!. In fact, they are tools to be used by an intelligent mind, a poet's mind!.!.!. I wanted to mention this to you since I saw no others present!. Best wishes to one of your respondents on removing that stain from her carpet!.!.!.!. and in blaming it on the dog!.
Toi qui mets dans les yeux et dans le coeur des filles
Le culte de la plaie et l'amour des guenilles!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com