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Question: Have you read any news about Phoenix lately!?


Flash! After 139 days (Sols) on Mars, Phoenix is ready for a vacation!.

Phoenix Wants a Vacation
by Elaine Polin

NASA: Calling Phoenix!. Come in, Phoenix!.
Phoenix: Go away!
N: What’s the problem, now!?
P: I’m sick ‘n tired of diggin’ up soil samples!.
I need a vacation!.
N: That’s your job!.
Vacation is not an option!.
P: I’m bored!. Last month
I wanted to make a snowbird, but the snow
stayed up in the atmosphere!.
N: Ya can’t have it all!
P: Fall’s comin’, then winter!.
I’ll be takin’ off ‘til spring!.
N: It’ll be too cold to work anyway!.
Just give us a few more samples!.
P: Sample this!!
Storms and dust,
Snow showers,
Soil samples,
Sittin’ here all alone!.
How do you like my climbin’ blank verse!?
N: Huh!?
P: Send me a poet or I’m leavin’ this place!
N: Okay, already!
I know just the guy!.
He’s as crazy as you!
P: You better get back to me soon…

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HI! I know this has got nothing to do with the above question
But very good story I got lost in it somehow!
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you Emailed me asking for a LINK to my poetry so here it is


I cannot reply to you by Email as YAHOO! had prohibited me from doing so
lol what a weird thing to do!?

Hope you enjoy
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opps forgot to add the link lol
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Wait, can you reserve a seat on the shuttle!. Phoenix might not get its poet with me, but it'll definitely have company!. And great thoughts, making a snow bird on the red planet!.!.!.definitely have to try that!. We can make snow poets!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sitting and pondering,
digging and sampling
perhaps a poem break
what's needed, indeed!

"Roses are red, Mars is too
perhaps this day will bring them to you
get ready!.!.!. you are crew
when the forum sends!.!.!. the Mars rocket!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thanks for the news brief!
Now here's another: There will be COFFEE! REAL BREWED COFFEE! Thanks to a couple of dudes in!.!.!.!.Argentina, I think it was!.
Good morning!

PS!. It's perfectly aligned, too! No scrolling required!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

are we there yet!? are we there yet!?!Www@QuestionHome@Com

They haven't contacted me yet, they must be gonna send TD!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gee!! I wonder who they will be sending up there!. He has too be as crazy as you!. Hummmm!. Make sure you let us know!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ground Control to Major TomWww@QuestionHome@Com

Yapoo Phoenix came back from vacation!.
By Dimitry Klush
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I left my new bride behind
Aboard a jet I did climb
And off I went
To foreign lands
To my relatives to say "Hi"

My wifey will miss me
But I'll give her kisses
When I return from my trip
I hope she believes me
That I wanted to bring her
But the US security is a ******

Thanks to George Bush
And his Patriot Act
My fear was that she
Wouldn't be allowed back
And then I would have to spend cash
To get her butt back into the states

Israel was humid
and not to alluring
Moscow was wet and a bit cold
I did have some fun
But have to tell you mon
There sure is no place like home!.
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