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Question: Has your dog ever tried to talk you out of something!?
Verily, good and decent master
I believe it is time we addressed the issue
of my manhood!.
Will you allow me to opine forthright
on your plot and ploy,
as I have much invested
in my yonder bag of pride!?

"Get in the car!."

It is with much disdain
that I cannot obey fully
with your command
and I shall permit myself minor shame
by fighting the placement of my frightened
and shaken bones
into the death mobile that is headed
directly towards the impending loss
of life's vigor
and my very will to exist!.

"Get in, now!. HEY GET BACK HERE!"

*Eight years gone now,
he whimpers like a boy
and licks his wounded bag,
a yipping youngster licks her jowls
having tasted the skin
of an old man's vigor!.*Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Yep!!
Each time they go to the vet they turn those pouty eyes up to me!.!.!.!.and I shatter their sweet hearts once again!!

But at Thanksgiving and Christmas I tend to make up for it!.!.!.!.they get their own plates of "people food " and for a few moments!.!.!.all is forgiven!Www@QuestionHome@Com

HAHAHAHAHAHA! This was a blast, DMag on so many levels!.!.!.
first, Malcolm speaks as eloquently as you in poet character, second, Bootsie's "licking her jowls having tasted!.!.!.," thirdly, none of your dogs listen to you, and finally, Sister "loves" poetry sooo much, I've half a notion she may be worried about her own brother's vigor here!!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

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She talks me out of feeding her dog food while I'm drunk!. She uses a Jedi Mind Trick on me and makes me go to Jack In The Box to get her cheeseburgers at those moments!. There's nothing more pathetic than a drunk guy riding a bike through a drive-thru, getting food for a dog!.

*Rides bike away drunk and crying*Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yeah he talked me out of playing poker with his friends!.

http://wwwstatic!.bayareawritingproject!.o!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i've always had all my animals spayed and neutered, and they're all happy!. i asked them!. hell i even had my husband neutered and he's happy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I've a new to me male pup who's not neutered either,and at almost a year is acting the part!.I don't think he will be any time soon,unless his licence is too expensive!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My dog talks me out of street tacos!. He has a keen sense for these things, almost a Live Dopler Giardia 5000 Radar!.

"yonder bag of pride!.!.!." Sublime!. I can use that, judiciously of course!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

All of my kitties are spayed and neutered but they didn't like going there!. I felt sorry for the poor little things but they seem happy now!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Give the poor dog a bone!Www@QuestionHome@Com

That was cute!.Yes my dog argues with me every time i have to take him to the vet,But i always winWww@QuestionHome@Com

Are you blaming me for this!!?!!?!!?!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Never did have my last dog fixed,he was my best friend after all!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Woof!.!.!.she bites!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

which one is this!?Www@QuestionHome@Com