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Question: What do you think about 'Snidely Does Not Approve Of My Radio Answers' morning pome!?
People pushing,
People shoving,
Take the 8:15 into
The city!.!.!.and, it's
A 6 o'clock world when
My whistle blows!.!.!.!.uh,
"Brady Bridge! Can I get
An opening!" "Standby, cap,
Crew change going on!.!.!."
"Don't gimme no lip, don't
Gimme no sass!.!.!.we can
Let crew change go on fer
Dem twelve hours, dontcha
Know!.!.!.heheheheheheeeeee!
Got coffee!?!?!?!? Hell, got 6
Good movies ya can watch!?"
"Who you talkin to!?" "Talkin
To you, knucklehead!" "I'm
Reportin you! What's your
Number!?" "555-1212!.!.!.PLEASE
Report that number!" heheheheeeeeee!.!.!.!.!!!!
OH-BUT-YOU-WRONG-DOING-HIM-THAT!!!!
Whatever happened to your
Crow, Snidely!?
I'M-REPORTING-YOU-TOO!!!-DOODLE-THIS!!!.!.!.
Snidely, at this hour of morning,
Don't be rashy with your sassy
Buttt! I already got YOUR number!!!
KINKLE-DINKLE-CORK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO!!!!
AND-MY-NUMBER-IS!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?!?!?
You don't want that answer!!!
DOODLE-DOOOO-I-DOOOOO-TOOOO-SASSBOX!!!
Okay, 16!.66666666+!!!
WHAT!?-AIN'T-NO-SUCH-NUMBER!!!!
Oh, yes there is! 1/6th Daddy!!!
Do the math, and NO SASS!!!
Got corn!? Got that hen back, yet!?
SHE-SENT-ME-A-MESSAGE-FROM-SASKATCHEWA!.!.!.
That does that, then!.!.!.you now
A mama hen, crowing rooster!!!!
I'M-A-MOTHER-NOW!?!?!?
Always was a MOTHER******
Oooopppsssss! Nasty girl,
This morning!!! So,
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
a sterling load of sass
perfected by Ely lass
smile full blown
to each their own
no morning's dread
after this pome was read
chuckles galore
leave me begging for more
a most pleasant good morning to you in return,,, though time to hurry-scurry to get to the job site gate on time
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Good Morning Good Morning !!!---Uh--Ohh ,,,,,I see Simon & Garfuinkle,,,,Walking on a,,,, Bridge over Troubled Water,,,With Snidely in the lead,,Bridge a doodle aaacckkk!!!,,,,And who's that with Snidely,,,,A Wolf,,,,,And,,and ,,,a,,,,,Gator!?!?!? ,,,,,What the Snidely Hell's goin on He-ah!?!?,,,,,,,,,,, Www@QuestionHome@Com
Don't report me, just wanted to wish you & Snidely a Good Morning!
Thanks for the chuckle, have a good day you two!.
Coffee, please!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Cute!!.!.
!.!.!. can I have your number!?,,
j/k kinda :)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Can I have one of Snidely's younguns when they hatch!. I want a wise crackin feather duster like that!. They cats would love him!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Happy Birthday SnidelyWww@QuestionHome@Com
Wing flappin DOODLE-DOOIN gators make good target practice!. On my way!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Reenie, reporting for duty, ma'am!.
GOOD MORNING!Www@QuestionHome@Com
listening to radio is a good morning startWww@QuestionHome@Com
Keep the rooster out of the Akavit!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
G'marnin' Elys!. Snidely that cue ball must have been hell!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Hey, Does the" Brady Bridge" have any Trolls under it!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
GM to you!. About this Norwegian hen!.!.!.a Viking pullet I assume!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Thought you could "snooker" me eh!.!.!.
I been up for a looong time!.
Who's the sassy one!.!.!.
!.!.!.I wonder !.!.!.!.
Must uv been a rough shift!.
Takin it out on a pooor lil rooster!.
Have some coffee!.!.!.it's ready!.
Good Morning !!!
I got my eye on a Norwegian hen now!.!.!.!.
He he he he!.!.!.!.
I had 6 eggs!.!.!.now 7!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.ohhhh that's your pool ball!.!.!.
Sneeky Blonde!.!.!.trickster!.!.!.
must be a halloween trick!.!.!.!.
What next!.!.!.!.stuffin pumpkins!.!.!.
Look!!!!!
I can do the Hungarian Hula ya know !!!!
YAaaaaa!.!.!.!.!.then we can drink pumpkin wineWww@QuestionHome@Com
I think Snidely's been smoking Lupins all night!.
They grow wild in the Danish Alps!.!.!.!.all the way down to the Fjiords!.
Eric the Red used to mix it with his tea!.
That put wind in his sales!.
That's how the Vikings discovered China!.
!.!.!.!.Nuttin fina than a viking in China!.!.!.!.
they established the silk trade!.!.and everyone thought it was Monte Crisco!.
Nope!.!.!.it was the hooligans from Norseland!.
Dondi!.!.!.!.!.!.!.we're waiting for you!.!.!.!.!.
He he he he!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com