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Question: What do you think of Snidely and the eggs morning pome!?
Bayous named Caillou,
Not that damn dog!
Irridescent misnomers!.!.!.
Shaded the color of!.!.!.
Nurple! Nurple!? Yeah,
Poetic license!.!.!.costs
98 Euros!.!.!.not that
Anyone is AWAKE!
Coffee on the house!!!
Don't mind that Rooster!.!.!.
Sssssshhh, he's asleep!
SNIDELY, WAKE UP!!!!
cpngxzzzzz!.!.!.!.!.!.zzzzzzz!.!.!.!.
No you don't!.!.!.I'm awake,
YOU'RE AWAKE!!!
1/6th of a daddy ain't
Gonna SLEEP!!! Not
Today, morning!.!.!.etc!.
THAT-HEN'S-ASLEEP!!!!
Time for her to get off
That nest and get something
To eat!!! WHAT!?-NO-CORN-IN-COOP!?!?!?
Oh, there's PLENTY of
'Corn' in that coop!!!
Nothing she can eat, though!
Cain't eat no crowing rooster!
18 days and countin!.!.!.till
PEEP! PEEP! PEEP!
Constantly!.!.!.deal with THAT!
YOU-MEAN-LIKE-AS-IN-LOUD!?!?!?
I mean, like a good daddy
Learns to DEAL!!!
OH-ALRIGHT!!! OFF-THAT-NEST-HEN!!!
*hen scuttles out the coop*
WHO'S-GONNA-KEEP-THOSE-EGGS-WARM!?!?!?
*grabs Snidely!. Plops his buttt on nest*
YOU are!!!
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!
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A broody rooster is a rare bird!
Tie his @ss to the nest and threaten him with the presidential debate tonight if he gets up! And, I'd love some coffee, thanks!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I told ya, I should 'v warned Snidely not to salivate
whenever he sees the chick's butt bouncing!.
Look what 's happened! His (conservative) butt is suffering,
while she is acting the Commander in Chief!.!.
Snidely, ya' old rooster, REAP!.!.!
Lady E, Nice read, as usual!
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Good morning!. Did someone say coffee!?
Snidely must do his fatherly duties, so hen can eat!. She'll be
busy enough in, what!?, 19 days!
Snidely is the egg warmer for now!. Chuckle!
Now where's the coffee, please!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Coffee on the house!? thanks!. I almost thought it was going to be a day without Snidely, and a day without Snidely is like a day without sunshine, and a day without sunshine is like!.!.!. night!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Snidely "babysitting" the eggs - great read!. 'Bout time the guy shares some responsibility - will give him further understanding - why his hens do not have free time - in which to crow!. ?Www@QuestionHome@Com
I hope Snidely's not doing the setting when those eggs hatch!. Otherwise those poor chicks will think he's the mommy!. They may never get over the trauma!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com
Yeah!.!.!.I learned something from the Penguins when I was in Australia!.
I remain humble!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
rumble rumble!.!.!.
ooops!.!.!.there goes my tummy!.!.!.
hope the hen leaves some corn for me!.!.
Good Morning !!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Modern rooster!.!.!.how nice sharing egg warming duties! GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I don't trust Snidely with those eggs!. Gotta keep a close watch on him!Www@QuestionHome@Com
from the coop a soft voice seeps out!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Who's your Daddy!? Www@QuestionHome@Com