Are you careful what you wish for?

Question: Are you careful what you wish for!?

You, sir! (also includes ma'ams)
Step right up!
Inspiration and cold sores
for pennies on the dollar!
The kissing booth has been
reconstructurated
to include millions of previously
unavailable crisp, cool, corn-fed
sensations that are not sold
in parking lots
or on street corners!
We have rain!
We have the occasional bright ray of moonshine!
We've carpeted the crawl space
and planted roses in the garage!
(scent not included)
Come and get it all, now,
before we force it down your neck
until it smothers your too good to be true
(previously "I can't believe it!!")
attitude!
Step!.
Right!.
Up!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Cornfed sensations!.!.!.what are they!?I have tasted moonshine and been transported!. I wait in line anxiously to surpass this!. I Step Right Up!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Carpet for my insipid crawl space please,the roses I grow aplenty,ty!.
^
Regwah is in the kissing booth!? ^ very cool,how much you charge mister!?
No moonshine for this chick,just gives me a headache!.
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The debate inspired this, right!?

I can hear the guy (barker!?) at the ticket booth of the carnival, with megaphone in hand, stirring the crowds to come and buy tickets!.!.!.!.

no, I'll not stand in line, I pass!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love your lines, but your message leaves me skeptical and utterly unconvinced!. It's why I'm not watching the debate!. I'm a hard sell!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If nothing else, I can get disconjoinulated and releasatate some of this infestitude that has devornicating my mentholated lobitorium!.

Can I go next
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Oh yes indeed, I'm always careful, my wishes come true when I least expect them!. I hope I have enough pocket change for admission!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I see swarms
of plus-sized
ministry rats
in Huh !? States
swinging precariously
near Velveeta traps
smooth, inviting
scratching curly
fries
Gotcha !
surfs up

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Yeah, my Eye Queue 'd be easily deceived by verbal illusions, if I wasn't careful what to wish for!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

You have found your calling!.!.
Carnie!.!.

or televangelist!.!.!.

or President!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Its different, kinda cooky lol i like it creativeWww@QuestionHome@Com

no change in my pockets but no worries, this one I will slip under the tent flap to get a good look-seeWww@QuestionHome@Com

Is it worth it!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Life is a circus full of illusions!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

No, that sounds awesome! I want the roses and sun! And raindrops falling on my head! heheWww@QuestionHome@Com

So what do you do for a crust!?
"I'm on the kissing booth"Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am watching it too!. love honeyWww@QuestionHome@Com