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Are chin hairs the absolute, unequivocal sign of female aging!?
Ode to Age and Chin Hairs
chin tight and
hairless, what glee!
chin growth appears
no panic, you
can handle that!.
Tweezers in hand
inches from mirror
deftly pull them out
one by one!.
Ten years later
hairs still arrive
but now solution
proves much harder!.
Eyesight is blurry
arthritic hand can't grip
bad knees prevent hop
on counter for closer view!.
Embrace your youth
those who read these words
with no clue as to what I say,
a chin hair WILL find you one day!
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Shush, you will take all the magic out of my marriage if my dear one finds out, Nah I come from a long line of very hairy women unfortunately!.!.!.so it hasn't been the bane of my old age, IT'S BEEN THE BANE OF MY LIFE (grannyjill, why are you shouting!?)!.!.!.and my two daughters say 'Thanks a bunch, Mother!.!.!.!.look what you bequeathed to us!
But, yep, at my great age I can feel the damn things with my ultra-sensitive finger-tips!.!.!.but can I get the b!.gg!.rs out!.!.!.no way!.
Why am I revealing myself to the world in this fashion!.!.!.!.heaven knows!
It must be your very funny, true-to-life poem!. Made my night!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Gee, ma -with me it was just the opposite!. I had a chin full of hair when I was 21, but now sport only a moustache!
It's different for males!.
There's always electrolysis, so chin hair isn't the absolute, unequivocal sign of aging even for women!.
My mother would say you know you're getting old when you've got someone ready to call the Fire Dept!. before they light the candles on your birthday cake! Www@QuestionHome@Com
This is a great poem about us women in that time of our lives' and yes i keep tweezers in tow as i am always checking for them' stiff little hairs coming out!.Like my few gray hairs' i too have earned my chin hairs as well lol Thanks for the little chuckle this morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Lord how mercy give me strength !.!.!.Yep you said it Ma in a nice poem!. I couldnt of done it better myself!. Every line fit me to a tee!.!. The upper lip hair and the chin!.!. Yep tweezers i have 2 of em and more in the bathroom!. Course thats the only place i got hair growing!.No longer have to shave my legs or underarms!.But the places i want it to grow just refuses now!. Yeah i am laughing for sure!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
We'll all get a little razor or a little wax!. I don't worry about them any more!.!.!.I'm looking forward to a great old age! Remember that classic line from the "Big Chill"!? "Eff 'em if they can't take a joke"
Aging is not for Sissies, and I have the Tee Shirt to prove it!
If all people who have unwanted hairs would deign to donate them to me !.!.!.!. I want to save them up to make a nice wig, weave orset of dreads !.!.!. I can't decide!.
Lets be green and not wash them down the drain, okay!?
Don't worry I have a nice set of Magic Markers to color them with!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Oh, I'm laughing, believe me!. I have yet to see the arrival of the dreaded chin hair, but I am certain my day in court will come!. However!.!.!.in a perverse sort of way, I'm looking forward to it!. After all, if I let them grow, I can join a traveling circus!Www@QuestionHome@Com
What about the lip hairs!.
I refuse to call them a moustache!!
Okay, men, laugh while you can!.
My fondest hope is that someday the hair on your head will be replaced by an over-abundance of hair in your nose and ears!!
I have a parishioner who has made her daughter promise to pluck her chin hair in the nursing home!. You just need a young in to do the same for you!. Www@QuestionHome@Com
Been there and still doing that!.
Electric razors for women do the trick!.
The poem was exactly my life up til now?
old age isn't the indicator
sometimes the instigator
can be as simple as a hormone
given freely, I atone -
not only do the chin's appear
I think I see them in my earWww@QuestionHome@Com
Roflmao!! No need to mention having to de-hair anything on me,i am half Greek-Cypriot half Gorilla!!!.!.i detest the time consuming chore!.!.!.lol!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Women get to experience everything in life don't they :) Www@QuestionHome@Com
I have dated 17 year old girls who had chin hair, it's no big deal!. I've had chin hair since I was about 12, and some days shave twice!.
Applause Applause well said!Www@QuestionHome@Com
See!?!.!.!.!.!.No reason why you can't combine the Poetry with the P&Sing every so often!.
This is a very technical poem!. Remove the frustration words!.Otherwise goodWww@QuestionHome@Com
I've yet to find a chin hair, but thanks for reminding me that I eventually will get one!. What a gruesome thought!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Save us from the tweezer inevitability! HahahahahaWww@QuestionHome@Com
Well, I didn't think it was possible to discuss this subject with humour and dignity!. Yes, *proudly*, I have 3!Www@QuestionHome@Com
someone needs a lady norelcoWww@QuestionHome@Com
If only aging didnt begin at 23 for me :)Www@QuestionHome@Com
** busts out crying and dashes off to bathroom with pair of tweezers**Www@QuestionHome@Com
lol,Oh is that what i have to look forward to!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'll make you a deal!.!.!. you don't write about chin hairs and I won't write about flatulence!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ma! That was a great poem :)Www@QuestionHome@Com
oh my goodness, you hit the nail on the head here!. Guess it's not just me!. LMAOWww@QuestionHome@Com
THIS IS SO COOL!!!!
haha i'm going to show this poem to my mother!.!.!.!.*smack* lol Www@QuestionHome@Com