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Question: Will you please assign a value to this poem!? It does not matter; numerical, fiduciary, or a simple opinion!?

The cow’s been fed
knocked in the head
and now the butcher has beef!.
But farmer Fred and trucker Ned
haven’t got cash for a steak!.
So chicken pluck
and shooter’s luck,
squirrel and rabbit to boil,
Fear not my friends, it soon will end
when Arabia runs out of oil!.


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Good grief, you need to rhyme something with beef other than steak, which don't rhyme but it sure tastes good!. Chateubriand, seared to perfection on the outside, nice and pink inside!. Droooool!.

Where's the beef!?
It is munching grass
As the m-m-m-moon shines
Over the cowshed
Behind the k-k-k-kitchen door
There's Katie
With four on the floor
Her shoots gun
Had quite a run
With them dern revenuers out back!.
But still, they ain't found her swill
And she's got possum and squirrel
In her sack!.
The sheeps is bleatin'
dem's good eatin'


When it comes to oil old sport
Poetry's the last resort;
Yes you have a beef
And one genuine too
But there's no relief
So what will you do!?
Aye, the world is a mess --
You could drive your car less
Or perhaps take the bus
And not raise a fuss!.
They love to import
-- We all wanna cuss --
But see they have us
Where the hair is short!.
We've grown to love ease
And pleasures too much
And it's a disease,
Least I see it as such!.
The dollars we spend
We give little thought
Our ways we must mend
Or else we'll be caught
With candles we've burned to the socket,
And trousers with holes in the pocket!.

I cannot properly assign a value to your poem because it is tied to the price of a barrel of oil, and that changes by the moment, in a volatile fashion!.!.!. I can however commiserate!. We all can!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

With this price on gas and deisel!.!.!.those squirrels in the backyard trees are lookin real tasty!
Damn the prices produced by politics! I won't pay 95 cents for a bell pepper! I'll grow everything I need!.!.!.rabbit stew, or fried, is delicacies!!!

10+ for this call to 'arms'!Www@QuestionHome@Com

The value of this piece is invaluable!. price of this is priceless!.
And the theory now goes that they will find some means to produce oil out of salt water!. There is plenty of that stuff in the Arabian Sea!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The quick fix is for the USA to adopt the principles of the Amish religion!. You never see them running out of gas!.

The assigned value is pi r squared!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I just came in from work, Grace is clawing my office chair to ribbons, I got slugged again by a patient and you want a value!?!
10/10, Obi Wan, I'll learn to write poetry before I die, I think!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Another great depression is looming on the horizon, and if Obama wants my rifle, he can have it!. 130 grains at a time!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I thought you were going to write a genuine limerick but no you trailed off into nonsense so ZERO from me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Is Arabia set to run out of liquid gold!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

30!.!.!.how many more years O & G can be produced from the Gufl of Mexico!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Were you sitting in and taking notes
on the economic bill debate!?!?!?!?


1,000,000!. Nigerian dollars!.

A+ !.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't much care for rabbit!. Too sweet for me!.
Maybe we can split a steak instead!?Www@QuestionHome@Com


Runway models and
soccer moms with 30 -odds
tearing PETA bread!.

Where can I buy two tickets!?

$650 a barrel!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sounds a bit funereal to me!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This, my dear TD, is priceless!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Heres mine 7 / 10Www@QuestionHome@Com

value assigned = 10!. depressing!. wake me when it's time to voteWww@QuestionHome@Com