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Question: Is this any way to hang out with the guys!? !?
Woke up early, went to the John decided was a good day to go fishing
Went to the closet and slipped into some Jeans and thought I should Don a straw hat
The clouds above did not seem to serous about rain or such so grabbed a cup of Joe
… To drink on the way
As the music played in my Mack truck I would Bob my head to the beat and hum off key
Making up words when I did not know Jack about what they were
I would not fish off the Doc as the water is too shallow there
Preferring a Rocky area where the waters ran deep one tree for Shade
I didn’t bring Bud as I do not like Beer and BC Bud would lay waste to me
I felt my line go taught and was playing a big fish when an Eagle swooped down
To Rob me of my prize
I thought I could see a Stevedor approaching but it was likely just an Eddy
A loon Bobs in the water and I realize am still wearing my Teddy!.
I have had my Phil of this now so I walk across a Lea
Sit on a Stump and eat my Samwhich throwing the dry crusts
To the whiskey Jack that is walking around waiting
These words are pretty lame this morning so just Sue me

For the silly Ron de vous I have taken you on
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Please remember (for next time) that guys are not supposed to shake Dick more than twice in the John!. That would be spankin Peter!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Bravo!! Www@QuestionHome@Com

You Will be Billed later for the Slyway RobberyWww@QuestionHome@Com

So, the eagle ate your shore lunch, hey!?

Very clever!. Very fun!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too clever for this early morn! What a fun idea!
I loved the first answer, too!
By the way, my name's Sue!

Hugs, maWww@QuestionHome@Com