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Question: A Brief Cat Moment!. Inspired by C!.S!. - What do you think!?
A snapshot of a day in the life of
George (or Grace) Scotkin

First I'll do my plucked
chicken impression,
one leg in the air,
(The things one must do
to lick down there!)
Then I'll arch my back!.
Curl my tail over my head!.
Rake the sofa with my claws,
and go to bed!.
Not my own, I hasten to add,
No, my mistress's soft, warm bed instead!.
To lie, like a pretzel,
on her pristine covers
knowing she's the undisputed queen
of all cat-lovers!.
She's a pushover for feline things,
I know!.
Though I never let her
know that I know!.
I love her too, but
It keeps her greedily dependent,
if I don't let it show!.
Just one more thing!.
I've no need to test,
without a doubt
I'm her favourite kitten
she loves me!.!.!.!.!.!.
The Best!.


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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Oh Granny! I'm putting the little buggars on the next plane to the UK!
And I know you probably won't believe this, but I swear it's true,
I have identical twin sons who just celebrated their 32nd birthday!. I got them each a shirt which reads "Mom Loves Me Best"! Why should the catz be any different!? I'm laughing till the tears run! Thank you so much!Www@QuestionHome@Com

See, this is exactly why I'm a dog person!.!.!.

I just don't get those kitties!
You described their independent nature perfectly!

Big smile, maWww@QuestionHome@Com

Pack me in the crate with the kitties, and I can fix GJ's laptop while I am there!. Maybe they'll give me a few hours before they deport me back to the colonies!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"without a doubt" <<<< my favorite line

Mrs!. P, my 70+ frisky neighbor loves her cats!. Sadly, they scratch the hell out of me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

WOOF! DAMMIT! I don't want to hurt the little fur balls, I jus' wanna play! (As the 40 lb!. head falls into my lap, offering sloppy kisses)
God Bless the critters!Www@QuestionHome@Com

ahh thats cute i like the plucked chicken impression part Www@QuestionHome@Com

That's cute!.!.!.
I know a lil banty rooster that would like to run and play with her!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Whoopee says, "I wanna go with George and Gracie to the UK!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

Nice!. Cat's are unique are they not!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hey ,,,That is cute!! ,,,,,Me and My two cats salute you
CHEERSWww@QuestionHome@Com