A bit of silliness to make you laugh, I hope. Okay?

Question: A bit of silliness to make you laugh, I hope!. Okay!?

I bin digging in me shrubbery
You'll never guess what I found
A Tesco supermarket trolley
In depths of ivy bound!.
It took me almost one whole hour
To cut the ivy and dig it out!.
And in the basket guess what!?
I found a bag of sprouts!

That last line is a lie
But, I needed something to rhyme
with 'out'!.!.!.the remainder is
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This is very good!. No need to explain yourself there in the end!. Remember, nobody wants to know how the butcher makes the sausage!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I liked the "bag of sprouts" line - it leaves the question - what was in that bag - that caused the sprouting!? It could lead into another story!.

EDIT: Thanks, Granny - we have things called "bean sprouts" that they put in salads and on sandwiches!. I thought - since the cart had been "lost" in your yard - that it was old - and something was "growing" in the bag!. ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Awesome it did make me laugh!. One suggestion to this line!.

To cut the ivy and dig it out!.

perhaps

To cut the ivy, dig it out!.

would work better, and makes it seem awkward and wordy

but seriously I lol'd
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if all the world and love were young
all these pleasures would make me move
to come to thee and be thy love !. !. !. !.
- i found my lawn-mower in the tall grass in the lawn too & recalled marlowe!
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I always love your bits of silliness!. Were the sprouts edible!? Just kidding!. I saw your explanation!. And yes, this did make me laugh!. It's wonderful!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gosh, I never found a shopping cart in my garden, just a couple of striped racers sunning themselves and scaring the shite out of me!
I can just see you with a machete! Way to go!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Haa! You bin diggin' my ole gardin, aincha!?

I put a pond in my first garden!. Of course, I first had to remove the 'Iron-Age' moped and several breeze blocks before I could put the liner in!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A poem is a poem is a poem!. All poems are based on some sort of truth; all poems contain some lies!. Poems are not court dispositions!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wow!. I have know idea what a Tesco supermarket trolley is!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Cooleyocious, bodacious! (I like it)!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

We need more laughter in the poetry section!.!.!.
I hope this is contagious!.!.!.
thanks, may it spread like your ivy!

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As you know I like silliness!.Well done!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thanks for that!.Yes,sometimes we need a change from the usual heartbroken heavy ones!
Bless you!Www@QuestionHome@Com

LOL ! Thanks for the laugh !!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thanks for the chuckle Grannyjill!!
*I assume a trolley is what we refer to as a shopping cart!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Lol - I bet it was more than sprouts <w>

Thanks for the chuckle!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Otay!.!.!.!.Lucky you!.!.!.At least there were no critters in itWww@QuestionHome@Com