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Question: What say to the pome, "Snidely's REAL Happy This Morning!!!!!?
1,2,3,4,5!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Everybody in the car!.!.!.
So c'mon let's drive,
To the!.!.!. liquor store
Around the corner!.!.!.
My gals say they want
some gin and juice,
But it really don't matter!.!.!.
What the hell!.!.!.it's a MORNING!!!
Coffee, coffee everywhere,
I'm inside that CUP!!!
I be a'swimmin and drinking!.!.!.
Uh, coffee, tha!.!.!.!.WHAT-THE-NIGHT-
HELL-ARE-YOU-CACKLING-ABOUT!!!!!
What a shot of dis heah coffee, ya
Blasted, bleary-eyed concoction of
Unnessary CROWS and pitiful feathers!?
*pours a shot of gin in Snidely's cup,
Hands it to him* Try it, you'll love
Waking up this morning! Be a Nike
Commercial!.!.!.Just Do It!!! *hands
Snidely the *cup-of-joy*!.!.!.!.
GUZZLE-SLURP-HEY!!!!!-NOT-BAD!!!!
Drink somemore!.!.!.YA-AIN'T-GOTTA-ASK-TWICE!!!
*Bottoms up cup!.!.!.!.licks his beak-otherwise
Known as rooster lips*
OH-WHAT-A-BEAUTIFUL-COCKLE-DOO
MORNING!!!!!!
I-LOVE-EVERYBODY-I-LOVE-WAKING-UP!!!!
Want somemore!? GIT-IT-ON-CORNGITHER!!!!
YOU-MYS-BESTEST-FRIN-DA-WURLD!!!
hehehehehehehheeeeeeeee!.!.!.!.!.!.! Gottem!!!
TIM-TA-GO-DUH-HOSSE!!!!
I'll drive!.!.!.uh, Snidely, you ARE home!!!
OH-YEAH-DEES-HINS-SHO-LOOK-PUTIER-
THAN-TOMORRA!!!!
PECK-PECK-PECK-PECK-AND-PECK!!!!!
Get out of this coop, ya breath is horrible!!!
WUDD-I-DO-NOW!! SHADDUP-YA-BUNCH-
UH-PURTIE-HENZZZ!!!!! *falls off perch, giggling*
I'll drive you back on the perch!.!.!.designated
And all that!!! HEATHENLEEE-SHAZES-OF-NIGH-
AR-FALLEEEE!.!.!.!.!.SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!!!
SNOREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Well, another peaceful morning!.!.!.!.
Coffee, anyone!?!?!?!?!?
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses
Moral: Always know your limit when drinking,
And have a designated perch-putter-back-upper!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
MY cup runneth over!. Tell it to the King of the roost!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Im still giggling!.!.!.love this little tale!. But as I am in the Liquor Industry, I can tell you!.!.!.We don't sell to no roosters! However , if you decide you need to cook him, let me know!. I've got some nice cognac, that would bring out the best in him!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Snidely and booze, now that`s quite a tale
What did you expect, he`s a bright feathered male!.
When a male drinks too much he acts like a jerk
He`ll need help shortly, put double coffee in the perk!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Well now I see where your morals lie!. I would never have thought you'd contribute to the delinquency of a minor chicken!. What's next!? Letting him bungee jump off the bridge!. I guess he really is a stewed chicken now!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com
Can't believe you feeding booze to that Snidely! Rooster AA meetings will be coming soon!. Roosters you know can't handle booze and hens!. Duties start slacking, soon the hens will be protesting!.!.!.!.what have you started!? lolWww@QuestionHome@Com
Demon Gin, Demon Gin!
Gin in the hen house ain't no sin
if ya mix it up wit' CDM
offer da demi tasse to dem!
It's all right, Gracie, Mom's just guffawing at the antics of a tipsy rooster!
Good Morning!
Www@QuestionHome@Com
Coffee please!? Don't pour so loudly, he will say, when back to earth he does descend!.
Love it! Thanks for the morning Snidely retort!. :-)
Now what did I do with my coffee!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Even if Snidely fell off his perch, I'm sure he felt no pain!. He probably sang the entire way down!. Cock a doodle doo - ooops!. GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
It sounds like Snidely could use a 12-step program!. I can be his sponsor!. Corngiver could be his Higher Power!.!.!.LOL!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
What a hang over Snidely has in store for him, wonder who he will blame and get more dander up, poor ole hens!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
As depressing as that is well he may become an alcoholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!. Good morning to ya!Www@QuestionHome@Com
What!
Who am dis Snidley!?
Is dis a slang aginst Pome,RESPEECT!
Www@QuestionHome@Com
Roosters and booze really don't mix!. Many years ago, at the age of about 8, I was visiting my grandparents farm for the summer and I learned this fact!. My grandfather used to make his own liquid refreshment out behind the barn, and when finish, would have the dregs left over when he cleaned his still!. I took a large cupful of this substance and gave it to his prize winning fighting cock, who ate it readily!. I then turned him into the pen with another of grandfather's fighting roosters, and the ensuing fight lasted about 3 seconds, and the drunk rooster lay dead!. I got my butt beat severely every day for a week!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Yessssssss!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
with a gal like you I'd be real happy!.!.!.!.!.!.
If you want my peckpeckpeckpeckpeckpecker!.!.!.
all you have to do is let me know!.!.!.
I'm glad if my "BEAUTIFUL-COCKLE-DOO" (quote you)!.!.!.
slow and easy does it!.!.!.!.
SLURP-HEY!!!!!-NOT-BAD!!!! (quote you)
You don't have to ply me with likker !!!!
I'm EZ!.!.!.
I'm Waitin!.!.!.!.!.
C'mon!.!.!.!.
Wetter is better!.!.!.
Are you saxually setisfied!.!.!.!.
COFFEE TIME !!!
(my nickname is!.!.!.Quikstraw!.!.!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com
A drunk, insane, chauvinist rooster! I'm glad he fell off his perch!.!.!.goodness knows what sort of day those gals would have had otherwise (what's he like now!? Still perched, or comatose!?) (I love that word)
Just done hour an a half of one cleaning job (including ironing), and an hour's ironing for a friend, and now I'm off to my next cleaning job!.!.!.!.busy day Wednesday!.!.thanks for the coffee - I needed it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com