In the middle of it all, does the innocence of your youth make you laugh until y

Question: In the middle of it all, does the innocence of your youth make you laugh until you cry!?

Eighteen years of piss and labor
in a horse barn with a five foot ceiling
two old horses hungry
staring at you with oat dreams
and salt lick fantasies
you pause on the iron fork!.
My God, that's the biggest damned wiener
you've ever seen!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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HA! I was not expecting that one!

The pony is a different animal!.!.!.(uh oh, I hear a story boiling)!.!.!.

We're at a bar called The 13th Parallel (yes, that was it's latitude) when, all-of-a-sudden, a "Who's got the biggest dork!?" contest broke out!. There were lots of proud sailors demonstrating!.

Then, Junior Fry walked up to the bar (I had heard the shower stall rumors!.)

I am not kidding!.!.!.it was as big as my fist and forearm!. It shook the bar when he plopped it down!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A memory flashed back from when I was a kid going horseback riding!.!.!.I was terrified at the size!.!.!.As an adult, I had the great misfortune of glimpsing a video, featuring, the biggest damn weiner I ever saw, and a sad eyed hooker!. EEEks! Www@QuestionHome@Com

Disappointment, those are memories I'd rather not have!. Now though, memories are good!. It takes a grown person to appreciate the memories of yesterday!. And of tomorrow!. ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Memories of a horse show - waiting for the awarding of the prizes!. Horses standing so proud - showing off their ALL their attributes ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

A laugh you brought and a flashback!. I guess we enjoy the mechanics first before we are force to understand! A true flashback!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

That brought up memories as a child when riding a pony he suddenly stopped and over his head i went and ended in a pool of water!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Reminds me of my one shot at summer horse camp,at that point I had no idea there was "differences" between genders!. I grew up naive as all getout about guys!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ah the wonder of it all!. Four od's and five arrests!. Not to mention the occasional drunken fight over ugly girls!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If I had a dollar for every time I laughed and /or cried over a "damned wiener"!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oats!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?

Forget the wiener!.

Please pass the cinnamon!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well, it is a big weiner but it's not a "laugh until you cry" weiner!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

She screams, "that's gruesome"
He laughs and says, " don't look now, it just grew some more"Www@QuestionHome@Com

This poem gives "hung like a horse" new meaning :)xWww@QuestionHome@Com

Salt lick fantasies indeed!!! lolWww@QuestionHome@Com

I always love to wiener and dime her!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It sure set me up for a disappointment!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Did I ever tell you why women are supposedly bad at math!? All our lives we've been told this__________________________________is 9 inches!Www@QuestionHome@Com

So much for the noodle story!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

goosebumps and tears darlin!.!.!.!.thank you!.!.!.?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Another good one!. I'm glad it's a big wiener instead of a sausageWww@QuestionHome@Com

har!.!.!.har!.!.!.har!.!.!.nothing like a morning surprise to pop your eyes wide open!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

they're memories!.!.!.!.!.!.

!.!.!.!.!.!.of a slingshot!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i luv wieners!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i am always laughing at mysel what is this life all about!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?/

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ON THE BEACH!.!.!.!.

I saw them running around hand in hand ,
They were two boys,
On the other side I saw,
Two teenagers,in their bikinis,

Ilooked at other signs of their associations,
Alas sad to say, I found none!.
I moved on and took mine along,
to the other side!.

When this one did a smile fling
I looked around she was a thing,
Then I saw what I thought I did,
The two boys clasped, yes not gasped,
They moved away and so did we!.

We ran into the water and did not care,
The twins did at us stare,
We blushed and smiled as they smiled back,
We were in our jeans and they without,
We wondered why they laughed at us!.
Guess what we were at the wrong beach,

It was only for the nudist youth,
We were out of sync I came to know,
We were out far into the sandy waters,
And there we thought of stripping so,
But shy as we felt we could not do,
Can you guess,who was by then,who with who!?

FROM THE COFFEE SHOP

As I sat alone having coffee ,
I saw her passing by swiftly!.
I ran out,for I thought it is now or never,
To make a new friend on a coldest morning ever!.

I called her from far and yelled,
'HELLO HELLO'
There was no response, so I did her follow!.
Once gain I called at her,
She was unmindful!.
What the hell I said to myself ,
I ran ahead of her to stop her,
She smiled and smiled without response,
I wondered what she wanted to say,
'Hello' I said once more,
She was deaf for sure!.

I waived and returned back to my coffee shop,
My coffee, as she had, was also gone,
Alas I, she and coffee guy,
All to each other had to say,
Bye,bye,good bye!.

DESPAIR
My Love I wake up for your love dear,

I go to sleep,as dreams make me feel near,

And make me gain confidence that you're close,

In an imperfect world, we all unwantedly chose,

Yet when I awake I miss,the warmth I craved,

My fantasy and imagination I so honestly braved,

And I fall back again from the stair,

My dear I'm utterly miserable, oh this, despair!.

My innate desire to spend a whole life,

As your dear lovelingly and only wife!.

Perhaps that was what you did always desire,

And the flame of fire in me, you did fire!.

I miss your warmth and loving embrace,

I do not know when and how, I fell from grace!.

Your lovely look,your eyes, and beautiful smile,

I always possessed and will possess all the while!.

What made you think I was just a playful toy,

Just to hold for a while and enjoy,

What made you think of me that so low,

Say it all was just not said ,let my heart glow!.

Come back to me my life, my breath,my love ,

There is nothing left for me on earth or heaven above,

And come back to my arms once again,

My life, my very being, please do not leave me in vain!.
''HELLO CANADA''
INVENTIONS

I invent when I need to,

Now is the time which has come my way

Very soon, yes today or tomorrow,

Every one will come to know what,do you

Never mind I know can never guess,

Tomorrow when you read the newspapers,

I will be in picture, a full page

Only then will you learn of my invention,

Now till the day arrives yes the morn,

Shall ye see, what to my mind was born
PANAMA

Pamela, Pamela where are you!?

All are anxiously here, that's true,

Now is the time to cut the cake,

All are awaiting for the one you did make,

Mama dear, where have you hidden it,

All of us want a slice of cake ,a bit!.

LIBRA HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Libran's are from a world of a kind,
Of those who have a beautiful mind!.
They are very methodical and enchanting,
Their smile is very, very charming!.

Libras is a world to earn name and fame,
Their glances win hearts all the same,
Of those who reward them with a Rose,
My dear Libras are, to whom the universe,
The lovers' the classic winners,
Would all love to propose!.
My Dear!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

From!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

With a bunch of roses to you!.

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