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Question: What say to the pome, "Doing a 24 hour shift on the Bridge"!?
Did 24 on that &$@#!
Bridge!.!.!.imagine if you
Will, a BOAT actually
Wanted this woman
To get UP and OPEN
It for him last night!!!!
The nerve! I get paid for
Watching t!.v!., snacking,
And talkin on the phone!!!
Snidely and Hand are NOT
Back from Wall Street!.!.!.
Bed's warm and cozy,
And lookin at me!.!.!.uh,
Ya'llses have some COFFEE!!!
But, don't pour none for
Me!.!.!.I be a'sleepin!!!!
Just a note of a pome
Of no memory gettin
Home, house, whatever this is!.!.!.
And!.!.!.I can't type STRAIGHT!!!
I'm blaming it on that BOAT!!!
Going shrimping on a
Sunday 10:30p,m!.!.!.!.I'm
REPORTING him!.!.!.!.so
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!.!.!.!.but not that BOAT!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
That's it!.!.!.!.I give up!. What bloomin' bridge!? It's been driving me mad for weeks!.!.!.!.and my patience is at an end!. I thought if I sit quietly here in the suburbs of America eventually I would find out what the heck you'm on about!. Will some-one please enlighten me!.
Thank you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Sorry about the boat,!. HP and I wanted to wave and say hello, but you didn't stay long enuff (sic) to see us, I guess you went back to that TV!. We'll call next time, as soon as you leave us your number!. Sleep well!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Hope you get some good sleep!
Maybe tomorrow would be a good time to start training Snidely the ropes on bridge tending!
You can pay him in corn--tell him it's about time he earned his keep!
Cheers!Www@QuestionHome@Com
But when you taste those shrimps on a tempura tray with lemongrass, chilli and garlic oil, fresh salad and a warm crusty baguette!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
HEY!!!!
Open the bridge!!!!
Can't yall see me down hyear paddlin this pirot boat after this gator!?
Wake up an lemme through!!
ConSarn gator is gonna git away!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Good Morning !!!
Good Nite !!!
Sweet Dreams!.!.!.
Sugar n Spice and everything nice!.!.!.!.
Cinnamon Rolls!.
Yaaaaa!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Next time, make the boat back up, get a good steam going, and jump the bridge!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com
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yes, rsvp this morn after sunday shrimpingWww@QuestionHome@Com
Good Morning E ! And have a nice day ahead!. I see you 'v picked a different BOAT today!. have a Bon Voyage !Www@QuestionHome@Com
Pass the coffee, please!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Good morning!. Now here is the question: If you catch a bunch of shrimp, it it shrimp or shrimps!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Shrimp boats have no manners!
Good morning, sweet dreams!.
I'll put a "hold" on the coffee for you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Good Morning!.
Get some rest!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Good morning! (Or sweet dreams!? Is that better!?)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Nite Sweet Sister!.
Have a good sleep!.!.!.
!.!.!.after 24 hours you need some rest!.
Otherwise we'll call you "Goofy"!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Yummm!.!.!.Shrimp taste like chicken!.!.!.!.And the nerve of dem' der' swimp boats!.!.!.!.!.!.Making you get up for chicken!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Your'e sleep drunk!.!.!.
deprived!.!.!.
Go to bed Blondie!.!.!.
Catch you later!.!.!.!.!.
Nite!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com